cashew

The sound of a nut sneezing

"Cashew!"

"Was that you, Dave?"
"...No..."
*both slowly look at the nut*
*Dave eats it*

by UndercoverRhinocerous December 30, 2015

Cashew Fruit

A fucked up pear. Basically how one would imagine an alien pear.

“Have you ever seem a cashew fruit?”
“You mean that fucked up orange pear?”

by Arthc March 9, 2022

cashew asshole

Similar to kitchen asshole.

You know what you did.

The kitchen asshole is working on becoming the new cashew asshole.

by Factotem1 August 31, 2017

Cashew

A bastardization of cishet, someone who is both cis and het

ayo bruh you not gay? you a total cashew

by georger0171 July 19, 2021

Cashewable

Love of skin on cashews

He is so cashewable that he will only eat cashews with the skin on.

by Nutshell January 10, 2021

Cashews

NFL player Jamal Agnew. Flight pronunciation of his name is Cashews or The Cashews dude. Jamal Agnew is a WR and return specialist. Who tied the NFL record for the longest play with a 109 yard return of a missed field goal.

Flight: “Cashews you got it YOU GOT IT CASHEWS.”

by Booper Buppington July 17, 2022

Cashew

When autocorrect corrects "cishet" (a cis-gender, heterosexual person) to cashew

1 new textmessage

Jeremy: UGHH, Ben is sooooo hot, but i think hes not into boyyyssss
Alex: Yah hes such a cashew
Jeremy: A WHAT
Alex: adkjhasafhff OMG AUTOCORRECt

Alex: a cishet XD
Jeremy: sahadkf

by MellyShelly June 7, 2020