Carrot

It’s ... ummm... yea.. just a carrot

It’s orange and stuff

Pretty cool

Yep ... that’s about it

Woah look at that .... cArRot.

by It’sjustmeee February 13, 2019

Carrots

A long orange thing that helps you see in the dark.

Carrots help me see in the dark.

by chicken..nugget..123.. June 28, 2019

Carrot

A food that makes your eyes grow stronger. One un-known way to use an carrot is to worshiping the carrot gods in a ritual. Performing the ritual wrong in any way will make eye-like growths all over your body, killing you in exactly 12.4 seconds.

I ate a carrot for lunch.

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

Carrot

A vegetable with a very strong taste that a lot of people seem to like despite the fact that carrots are, in fact, disgusting

Person A: “Hey, want a carrot? They’re good for your eyes!”
Person B: “I think I’d rather go blind than be subjected to the taste of a carrot.”

by Friedchickendrumstick November 11, 2021

carrot

how the fuck do you not know what a fucking carrot is! if you dont know what a carrot is you are a a nonce

look a carrot said jimmy whats a carrot said tommy . TOMMY IS A NONCE

by a60yearoldpedo May 14, 2020

Carrot

A long, orange penis that is green at the top commonly believed to only to happen to a circumsised virgin.

The new born baby has a new baby carrot.

by Oscar Cox June 23, 2019

Carroting

A stage term you use when you are about to preform. You get a layer of orange on your face so you wont look pale.

You can use foundation for this or a bad fake tan. Only pale or light skinned people will need to use this method.

You will most likely look like trump. But for you its only temporary.

“I think I’ll look very pale on stage!”
“Thats why we’ll be carroting everyone.”

by Notice_me_senpai July 5, 2020