carloz

A man who has ascended above the gods and shall control the world.

"i bet that man will be Carloz in a century

by kingcarflo_188 October 20, 2020

Carlos Zambrano

1. Pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. Know for Tantrums, Sky-Pointing, Bat-Breaking, glasses-making, Out-Striking, Instant Messaging-related injuries, Manliness, and being the Hugo Chavez of Baseball.

2. anyone who is known for being a Beast and/or eating sharp/jagged objects such as Nails or Broken Glass Glass

Wow! That guy broke a bat on his knee and ate it; he is such a Carlos Zambrano.

by KChiCubs October 16, 2006

Juan Carlos

This man will lift you up no matter what. If you fall in love with a Juan Carlos, he will protec but attac haters. His exes might want him back, but he doesn't care because he has you. Juan Carlos issa husband ❤

I love you Juan Carlos 💕

by SuperDuperScooby December 8, 2018

carlo rossi

A cheap kind of wine coming in several varieties, costs about $10 for a 3 liter jug.

Yo you feel like wine tonight? Let us split a jug of Carlo Rossi friend, how bout paisano flavor, or would you rather have burgundy? We shall get fucked up on this night.

by DD May 13, 2005

carlo

first he bangs the drum then he bangs your mum

lol carlo fuck me last night

by nanny fany69 October 1, 2018

Carlos' garage

A garage filled with lots of things, people with many personalitys, and dick's is a main topic. Your go to place to laugh and be jolly. And of course if your bubs, take a nap.

I'm stressed, let's go hang at Carlos' garage.

by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut June 21, 2022

Juan Carlos

Warm, insightful and truly wonderful. He might seem strange to begin with, but when you get to know him better you will find that no aquantaince has ever been so worth your while.

Juan Carlos is wonderful.

by Julle February 6, 2010