Similar to a Struggle Bus, but worse. While a bus makes many annoying stops, a caravan has to go very far very slowly because it is drawn by oxen and not powered by an engine.
When I was already late to my job, I crashed my car into a tree. Looks like my day just turned from a Struggle Bus into a Struggle Caravan.
by Beetus Buddy March 20, 2021
Get the Struggle Caravanmug. An overweight gentleman who drinks too much and has the arse of a Transit Van and the head the size of a Caravan.
Caravan Head says: "do you mind if i sit in the front row?"
Normal headed guy says: "yes because i wont be able to see"
Normal headed guy says: "yes because i wont be able to see"
by PLUH765 August 25, 2010
Get the Caravan Headmug. by MysticQD September 26, 2022
Get the Caravanmug. same as the minivan but with two guys
I was minivanning this MILF and my buddy opened the sliding door and it was transformed like optimus prime into the caravan
by theminivan May 8, 2015
Get the the caravanmug. 1. To engage in an activity in an extremely slow, un-enthusiastic and annoying manner.
2. To dive a route like you are savoring every last bit of the experience and not paying attention to details.
3. To drive a vehicle at a speed where if there was an accident no one or nothing would be damaged.
4. A Slow long lived Geriatric Gang Bang!
2. To dive a route like you are savoring every last bit of the experience and not paying attention to details.
3. To drive a vehicle at a speed where if there was an accident no one or nothing would be damaged.
4. A Slow long lived Geriatric Gang Bang!
1. Guy1: "Hey why don't you overtake that dickhead?"
Guy2: " I would but the road is poor and there are multiple cars in desert caravan"
Guy1: "Soft"
Guy2: "No Desert Caravan"
2. Guy1: "Man that was a big smorgasbord dinner"
Guy2: "Yeah I'll say. How about we desert caravan the way home"
Guy1: "Already engaged"
Guy2: " Ha ha"
3. Girl1: "My god my arse is sore!"
Guy1: "Well we did have a baseball bat in your klacka to take up the slack during the desert caravan?"
Girl1: "Ha ha yeah it went for so long I forgot about that!"
Guy1 Girl2: "Ha ha you dirty whore!"
Guy2: " I would but the road is poor and there are multiple cars in desert caravan"
Guy1: "Soft"
Guy2: "No Desert Caravan"
2. Guy1: "Man that was a big smorgasbord dinner"
Guy2: "Yeah I'll say. How about we desert caravan the way home"
Guy1: "Already engaged"
Guy2: " Ha ha"
3. Girl1: "My god my arse is sore!"
Guy1: "Well we did have a baseball bat in your klacka to take up the slack during the desert caravan?"
Girl1: "Ha ha yeah it went for so long I forgot about that!"
Guy1 Girl2: "Ha ha you dirty whore!"
by mooroobool November 13, 2013
Get the desert caravanmug. When a group of people all stand in a circle and penetrate each other while being penetrated simultaneously.
by TheCaravaneer January 18, 2024
Get the Caravanmug. When a caravan of male hookers wishes to hire a new member, but he refuses, so they break into his house, tie him up, and ejaculate in all of his holes. They then put an apple in his mouth, take pictures, and threaten to publish them should they still not decide to join.
"So, I tried to get Isaiah Jaegar to join up with us, but he refused."
"Caravan Mascot?"
"Yes. Tonight."
"Caravan Mascot?"
"Yes. Tonight."
by GayMidgetNuggetVorePorn February 2, 2018
Get the Caravan Mascotmug.