Craig Cabrera

While laying in a bed, get in a position so that a man and a woman have drunken sex on top of you without you being able to get out from underneath. To relieve the fact you are getting "sexed" on, tell a nearby friend to give you the nearest Captain Morgan bottle so you can get drunk enough to not remember this event taking place.

"Last night when i was at Tony's house, Tim and Meagan Craig Cabrera'ed me. It was righteous!"

by Tim Moore May 30, 2008

mr. capretta

Dope teacher who always has a sweater for every holiday and a pencil behind his ear.

When Mr. Capretta walks into a classroom. "I forgot what I came here for " "Well nevermind have a good day."

by soup lover January 17, 2017

Caple

To spill food on one's clothes during the process of eating (occurs primarily in a restaurant).

Cleatus and Billy Bob (a couple of slack-jawed yokels) were sucking down breakfast at the Waffle House and Cleatus spills buttery syrup all over his overalls.

"Dag gummit, Billy Bob! I capled my weddin' britches!

by Closeproximity June 10, 2008

capernoited

Slightly tipsy!

After drinking all of the Guiness Sally was capernoited and James had to catch her fall.

by suxmy<3msU November 20, 2009

Camrey

Camrey
A weird but an amazing girl who doesn't show negative emotion around others. She can be very strong and hard working, when she wants to be. She loves a good laugh, and is always up for a challenge, maybe even a good old fashioned zombie apocalypse.

Camrey is a human girl not a car made in Asia.

by Be Good April 7, 2015

cape cod

small peninsula off massachusetts that sucks money out of tourists and retired millionaires to survive, since the traditional fishing industry is slowly dying - native cod all but wiped out. beautiful beaches protected by the government since the 1950's, but that meant the locals had to give up their beach camps. basically we hate tourists but without them we'd be totally impoverished. there is nothing for kids to do so most of them destroy their brains with drugs & alcohol. everyone says they're going to leave but never manage it and stay working as a landscaper/fisherman/carpenter/waitress/cashier etc. the winters are horrible and in the summer tourists are everywhere. real estate is too expensive for anyone to have a nice house. all the land not protected by federal government is being gobbled up by rich people from far away who want to live "out in the boonies". cape cod has conservative strongholds like chatham in the south ("a quaint drinking town with a fishing problem") and liberal strongholds like provincetown, mecca for artists and homosexuals, in the north. primarily white, but recently there's been an influx of brazilians. the predominant subculture is punk, since we're all so angry at our lives but can't do anything about it. people who leave tend to stay gone. local slang includes "wicked" meaning extremely, "pisser" meaning awesome, and "wash-ashore" for someone whose family hasn't lived on cape cod for more than, say, 50 years or so...

tourist: cape cod is so beautiful and peaceful!
local: *gags*

"cape cod specialties: clam chowdah, lobstah rolls and fried clams!"

by cape codder February 12, 2005

Camren

The sexiest person ever! Camren's are cooler 'cause they don't spell their names like normal people do! ;3
Probably a goofball, but overall amazing :3
Great kisser :D

Camren is the babe <3

by EmiliainWonderland October 21, 2016