Copium

An element of which has the chemical formula of of C6H10S, or 6 atoms of carbon, one atom of sulfur, 10 atoms of hydrogen. It takes effect whenever someone refuses to move on from a silly little insult, or maybe losing a game. It is released through anger or sadness, and causes the person to act like he's correct, saying things just so they don't have to take the L. It is placed 90th on the periodic table, and high dosages can lead to becoming an unlikeable dumbass.

"You suck at this game, go back to your anime kawaii cutesy game or whatever"
"Erm, actually, I am very skilled, I am just not at my sharpest. Also, I do not enjoy such childish and soft games."
"Guys, I think he's high on copium."

by Glitchguy October 15, 2023

Copium

Someone that lies to himself and makes himself believe something.

''Im gonna be able to live off streaming'' -Will Pittikwi
''That's copium dude'' -Twitch Chat

by sweet_babyboi_69 January 3, 2024

copium

When the cope has become so hard it is metallic. Like gallium, thallium, polonium.

That's copium
(in response to someone denying something)

by foweiuhjd February 15, 2024

Copium

The unknown 119th element. People get high on it when dealing with hard instances or something "offensive."

Person A: Damn, another Smash three-stock? Get better bro.
Person B: NaH you ChEaTeD
Person A: Take some copium, bozo

by BOOM_Nation February 15, 2024

Copium Crusader

A delusional fan of a franchise that hasn’t received new content for a while who still thinks said franchise will get new content.

Aka how it feels to be a Mega Man fan or a Rhythm Heaven enjoyer (post-2025).

"Mega Man X9 will definitely drop soon"

"Quit being a copium crusader it ain’t ever releasing"

by lemonkirbwastaken July 4, 2025

cookie copium

When a Genshin Impact player starts playing other gacha games, such as Cookie Run: Kingdom, as a way for coping. Especially because of the anniversary rewards.

"I'm play Cookie Run: Kingdom because I dont think Mihoyo cares about us anymore."

"Cookie Copium"

by genshincopium September 23, 2021

2020 copium

everybody saying this year of our lord, 2020 was worse than every other year, even world war 2, world war 1, the black plague, the third century crisis, the warlord period, pretty much everything before and during the first and 2nd industrial revolutions (life expectancy of 11 years xd young forever)

guy 1: lol look at guy 2 being filled with 2020 copium
guy 2: reeee 2020 IS THE WOOROOROROSOTOTOT OF ALLL TIIIIME (guy 2 shown below)

by unfunny man July 13, 2022