Anarcho capitalist 

A person whose philosophy is based on the idea of individual sovereignty, and a prohibition against theft, coercion and fraud. It sees the only just basis for law as arising from private property norms and an unlimited right of contract between free and sovereign individuals. From this basis, anarcho-capitalism rejects the state as an unjustified monopolist and systematic aggressor against sovereign individuals, and embraces anti-statist laissez-faire capitalism. Anarcho-capitalists would aim to protect individual liberty and property by replacing government monopoly, which is involuntarily funded through theft by taxation, with private, competing businesses that use physical force only in defense of liberty and property against aggressors. Hence, they believe that all goods and services, including law, order, and security, should be supplied through the mechanism of a free market.

Anarcho capitalists know that when you keep all of what you produce, you have an incentive to produce more, thus the whole of society benefits greatly from each individuals inherent greed.

Anarcho capitalist by Haremmaster April 27, 2006

Nomad Capitalist 

Someone who follows global trends and moves his/her money, business, and/or person to the country or countries where they are treated best. They don't stay in a country that overtaxes them or deprives them of freedom just because its "patriotic". Someone who seeks out the best opportunities anywhere and takes advantage, never becoming complacent.

Bob's family moved from Zimbabwe to the United States, only to find out the government is taking away their economic freedoms. So they moved to Singapore and opened a bank account in Switzerland. They're Nomad Capitalists.

Nomad Capitalist by Nomad Capitalist March 22, 2013

venture capitalist 

someone with enough money to gamble $50 million or so by purchasing overvalued companies that seem to offer "the next big thing" but in the end turn out to be just another "flash in the pan".

Bob: I just finished writing a program that takes anyone's picture that you upload to the website, and automatically superimposes it on a naked body with the best match.
Bill: That's pretty perverted, and pointless, I might add.
Bob: I know. But all I need is enough page views to get some venture capitalists salivating and I'll be set for life. They can have all of the headaches when it becomes obvious that no one will pay to use it because everyone already has Photoshop.

venture capitalist by gawthic1 June 26, 2008

cuntfaced capitalist 

A capitalist; usually with the face of a cunt.

Nike's CEO is, in all probability, a cuntfaced capitalist.

cuntfaced capitalist by doctor doom December 2, 2003

Venture Capitalist 

Venture Capitalist (n): Big fucking assholes. AVOID THESE PEOPLE.

Today I was reamed by a Venture Capitalist. I should have known better.

Venture Capitalist by rocketman1000 July 15, 2009

feudal-capitalist 

Typically a capitalist in older cultures and societies, or practically, in most countries in the world except a few that are genuinely democratic and with good enough and fair enough social systems for everybody - even the ordinary. The capitalist has socioeconomic advantages that are insurmountable for the under classes to compete against or to rise up to; thus, a continuation of the medieval political system known as the feudalism is carried through in the new form as the modern socioeconomic feudal system, and to continue to protect the old wealth and power of the new type of all powerful lords in the capitalist form.

Dude1: “dude, how the heck.. this kid just got the PhD from.. South Hammn I.T... and he is running the bank starting tomorrow?!..”

Dude2: “He is the feudal-capitalist clan dude! Better watch it bro.”

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Dude1: “dude, the government program booklet said if you got a good idea, you proved it, and the banks will have to loan money if you want to do business with it under the program … it’s just not true..!”

Dude2: “dude … that business is probably one of those for-feudal-capitalist-only thing dude ... they have the banks, they make the rules, they even have your world around you in their pockets; what you gonna do?..”

Dude1: “how ‘bout shove a communist revolution up their ass dude!?”

Dude2: “ … dude.. where u gonna get the AK & RPGs dude? … the Korean commies probably don’t even give those out for free anymore dude.. besides, the feudal-capitalist probably run the whole distribution channel at this joint anyway dude..”

Dude1 ...

Next day..

Dude1: “dude.. got the new government program booklet today.. guess what, from now, you’ll need an already running business that already have revenue and you’ll need to own some properties and you’ll need about ten backers before your damn loan can be considered by the feudal-capitalist..”

Dude2 ...

feudal-capitalist by sonobasta February 13, 2010

Anarcho Capitalist 

A magical creature much like a Unicorn. As in it doesnt exist, and cannot exist, because the two things create a paradox

Dude i saw an Anarcho capitalist riding a unicorn in the magic fairy forest that was swallowed up by a rip in the fabric of the universe

Anarcho Capitalist by Punkasfuck August 24, 2006