Canoe Club

Military term that refers to a group of people who actively participate in canoeing.

Except canoeing refers to splitting open the heads of enemy combatants so it looks like a canoe.

Damn dude, good to see you joined the canoe club frfr.

by Eroc letni March 31, 2022

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Canadian Canoe

A sexual position where three female sit upon a male at positions, one will rest on the man's face, making sure to insert his nose into the vagina. The second female will be seated upon the males erect penis, as one would with a bicycle with no seating. The third and final female will be seated upon the man's feet, making sure that the two big toes are inserted into each cavity of the female. Although this may sound identical to the "American Canoe," the difference is that all lubrication must be substituted with 100% Canadian Maple Syrup. This is to ensure that the women cannot slip off of the man accidentally.

Guy 1: Hey do you see those three hot girls?
Guy 2: Yeah they're cute
Guy 1: Last night we did the "Canadian Canoe" and it was grrrrrreat!

by Kevtap Sankhon June 8, 2017

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mahogany canoe

When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Feeling a little lonely, Todd opened his freezer and set to work with his mahogany canoe.

by s english February 9, 2005

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jew canoe

Any Lexus SUV that cruises the LIE (Long Island Expressway)

Honey, lets take the jew canoe to the bagel shop!

by Alexander Papsmear February 4, 2005

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Indian Canoe

Having sex with a woman for whom you have an incredibly intense desire. As in: the act of copulation would involve such strong banging that it could be compared to the act of a Native American carving a dugout canoe out of a tree trunk.

Holy crap Mitchell, I would bore Melissa out like an Indian canoe!

by Photoreb December 6, 2021

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