Butthole cannoli

The act of curling your tongue up like a cannoli and sticking it in a butthole, the individual on the recieving end of the act often will scream HOLY CANNOLI! while its taking place

Hey Jerry did Sarah come over last night?

Yea she came over and I gave that crack whore the butthole cannoli!

My nigga!

by Big Daddy Hog Nuts June 14, 2011

birthday candling

Having sex with a girl on your birthday, pulling out, cumming all over her, and then getting that followed up by an intense blowjob.

Bro, Alyssa and I were caught birthday candling, but it was great, i stuck my candle in, lit it up, and she blew me out.

by Rlvers January 12, 2011

caroling

Enthusiastically calling out at random girls, as if you know them and their name is Carol, while driving around a college campus with your windows down.

It's 80 degrees and not a cloud in sight, who wants to go caroling?

by sclatos March 19, 2013

Canning

How the poor and homeless make money, by collecting bottles and cans out of garbage cans, especially in places where there are machines that count the cans.

We went canning, got $20 bucks, guess we will eat today.

I just canned $20, let's go get some booze.

by MastervDisguise November 19, 2018

Aggressive Caroling

Caroling an unexpected song with lots of energy. The song does not have to be a Christmas song as long as your caroling and jumping around.

Aggressive Caroling Crowd singing:
1) "You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why... CAUSE I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

2) (Bells jingling followed by) "OH SH**, SHAKE DAT ASS MA, MOVE IT LIKE A GYPSY, STOP, WHOA, BACK IT UP, NOW LET ME SEE YOUR HIPS SWING!"

by JdogTwodolla December 22, 2009

Nick Cannoning

When a person has too many kids at once.

Damn that motherfucker has 11 kids!! he needa stop Nick Cannoning

by joey.doesnt.share.food November 15, 2022

Connolling

Starting to tell a story and finally getting to the conclusion twenty minutes later via ten other stories. Named after Billy Connolly for his famous onstage habit.

He was Connolling all night.

by Barry S Beasley November 27, 2012