Calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag hughes

this is a rude way if calling someone’s name. Many ppl use it but it is often a code word or it could be used just to annoy the person

O look there’s calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag hughes

Stop being like a calumbanis bumalum patrick scalliwag Hughes

by Ciaraeeeeeeeeee April 25, 2019

Calipso

A Greek nymph with such a lusciously soft warm mouth that she was able to charm Odysseus into staying with her for seven years by giving him phenomenally pleasurable blowjobs every day.

If Calipso had such wonderful male-pleasuring-equipment "upstairs", one can just imagine how absolutely insanely delectable her DOWNSTAIRS "lips" must have been. Maybe if she had offered Odysseus access to these sumptuous womanly treasures in addition to her "kissing parts", he might have changed him mind about wanting to leave her and return to his wife.

by QuacksO January 21, 2020

Calum'd

(verb) - The act of being insulted illogically and irrelevantly, most of the time out of maternal, Freudian hatred.

Getting Calum'd is like receiving junkmail, it effects no one and is a waste of time

by NovaProspekt December 3, 2010

doing the calypso

Getting really high.
Getting so high that you refer to yourself as a sea goddess.

Raheem: Your face is five different colors right now.
Meredith: Damn, boy, have you been doing the calypso?

Raheem: I am Calypso, goddess of the sea. Let me read your palm, then you can give me some magic herb.

by weeeeeeeeeeeed January 15, 2009

Calum Hood

A cute nick name for the clit hood that makes it easier to talk about mastubation publicly

"I couldn't finish my work sheet because I hung out with Calum Hood last night"

by Henry jk January 7, 2016

Dirty Calum

When a lad from the north east of England slaps his cock against a lamppost

Awh man I got so drunk last night, I started doing a dirty Calum

by Dansknr April 20, 2020

Calum Hood

The sensation Calum Hood is an amazingly talented singer, song-writer and bassist. He is a cute lil squish and he makes everyone and everything his bitch without even trying. He is such an inspection to so many people and he is against homophobia and toxic masculinity. And he is also DADDY AS FUCK. And radiates BIG DICK ENERGY.

Person 1: Yo who is that extremely handsome daddy overthere?

Person 2: Bitch is you blind that's Calum Hood.

Person 1: Oh yeah.... He is so hot I think I will die.

Person 2: Same shister

Person 1: Like damn I just wanna pounce on his bulgy wulgy... UwU

Person 2: Ikr like.....Rawr X3 nuzzels! pounces on you UwU you so warm

by Fuck me Calum April 8, 2019