Calories

Invisible food math

You: “Dude what are calories?”
Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”

by Jjoshyy69420 March 12, 2023

Calorific

When a character or person comes with the expectation of a certain physique and/or physical appearance. However, the casted actor or person himself is above his/her universally agreed upon that weight. Resulting in most cases, lower physical attractiveness.

Tom commented on TikTok in response to Mai and Azula’s casting in the live action TV series of Avatar the last Airbender 2024:

“They are supposed to be deadly martial artists and gymnasts, not calorific 💀. ”

by Aaatebit February 27, 2024

calories

The energy that is in food or drinks.

"cant live with calories, cant live without calories."

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 28, 2024

Calumitis

A type of disease found in Rhice-hamsters

Wait does ur Rhice-hamster have “calumitis”

by LILRICKROLLED June 12, 2025

Empty Calories

A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.

Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.

Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.

Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.

Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.

by Mike109999 March 21, 2022

High Caloriesha

An overweight woman who talks down to others because of her own insecurities.

You’re a high Caloriesha who hates men.

by The Queen Of Accountability March 31, 2025

High Caloriesha

A high-caloried female who consumes an ample amount of calories.

3 High Caloriesha’s were fighting at the mall.

by The Queen Of Accountability May 17, 2025