Callum

Callum is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. he has the power to take all your problems away from you with ONE hug. callum looks ordinary at first but you will notice he will have a slight thirst for love. he also love to make others laugh
guy: have you seen that guy callum

girl: yeah he is soooooooooo cute

guy: i think he might have the hots for you

girl: i hope so
by The Cactus Lord August 10, 2019
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callum looks like an absolute fucking lad. He’s probably off fucking models or fixing some problem NASA are having difficulties with.
-Dude... I think it’s callum.

-Yeah man you’re right
- we better fucking respect him
by Definitely not callum March 04, 2021
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A generally nice person who bully's little kids on the bus, the blames it on them. He's funny and good at flirting-at times- and makes you laugh when needed. He claims to have a large penis but you never know? Callum's have Friday takeaway nights every Fridays which are extremely unhealthy! It would be nice if Callum's had six packs but you don't get anything these days. Callum's have nice hair and tends to be long-ish. They need to learn how to smile properly and have a better sense of humour. They are naturally crazy in the head and some may be mentally disordered. Overall, Callum's are great and nice to be around. They are good company and have similar interests to people. They are too tall though so shrink!
Callum ;)
by The unicorns truth October 23, 2013
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Someone who loves fat chodes and gives 4 year olds crack he also doesn’t have a phone and he is a try hard
Callum is mean
by Darealbbc May 20, 2019
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A bisexual furry that wont tell us he is a fury and bi (we still support you though)
Mohaned: Callum you're a furry
Callum: IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY
by OANTHROPOS January 07, 2021
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a magnet to any gender
callum:
person 2: pls fuck me
by trapsarevalued September 29, 2020
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Everyone smiles when they hear his name.
Person 1: 'He is just amazing!'
Person 2: 'You must be talking about Callum'
by skyblue2 August 05, 2018
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