Well butter me up and call me greasey

to get someone to butter you up and then to name you greasey

Well butter me up and call me greasey

ok -x-gets out butter-x- hold still

by FairyWings November 2, 2004

back-up booty call

Any time when an individual's ex wants him/her back after breaking up with the person the ex was previously dating.

Mike: Hey Joe. You remember my ex, Samantha?
Joe: Yeah, why?
Mike: Her and I are talking again. Apparently her boyfriend dumped her.
Joe: On back-up booty call I see...

by smatt154 March 11, 2014

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017

fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch

When you are really surprised

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.

by Coolguy69 November 22, 2016

Hang up that computer call

Hang up that computer call.

''Hang up that computer call, Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, im feeling romantical''

by Kenny McCormick.die May 31, 2023

fuck me up the ass and call me stupid

A phrase of utter and complete shock and surprise in the most extreme sense.

Bro: Hey, Donald Trump won the election!
Other bro: Well, fuck me up the ass and call me stupid.

by ZenTam May 28, 2018

Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.

Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

by Corndogprositute June 1, 2018