Find a colored women, preferably with a name such as La’ Fwonda or Ja’ Neekwah.
Insert a clarinet into your rectum. As she plays the instrument (to the sound of the national anthem), her free hand will give you a reach around.
(This is also referred to as the 'Vishnu').
Insert a clarinet into your rectum. As she plays the instrument (to the sound of the national anthem), her free hand will give you a reach around.
(This is also referred to as the 'Vishnu').
yo D-Rock, you know that bitched i picked up from tha block. yeah, well it turns out dat bitch is one hell of a 'Californian Snake Charmer.'
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Guy1: I'm from some cool state other than California
Guy2: I'm Californian
Girl: Cum here California and have sex with me.
(U are a fucking idiot if you think California is a bad place.)
Even though we are going through an apocalypse in Oct. 2007 with earthquakes and fires.
Guy2: I'm Californian
Girl: Cum here California and have sex with me.
(U are a fucking idiot if you think California is a bad place.)
Even though we are going through an apocalypse in Oct. 2007 with earthquakes and fires.
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Get the Californian mug.Someone from california who joins a group/becomes a fan of a large number of California related things just to show off that he/she is from California. This person is also one of the few people in California that actually uses the word"cali" and not as a joke to make fun of out-of-staters trying to sound cool.
bob: Alyssa just joined "I am from california therefore I am automatically cooler than you", "In-n-out...it's a cali thing", "we got more bounce in california", "In california we dont have snowdays, we have fireweeks" and "blah blah blah in california/it's a cali thing"
john: She's a facebook californian
john: She's a facebook californian
by 8888883383555454 March 21, 2010
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Beware to those that are Asian, clever, has a nice body, or name is Brandon (especially Brandon, studies have shown they have a thing for Brandon's)
Beware to those that are Asian, clever, has a nice body, or name is Brandon (especially Brandon, studies have shown they have a thing for Brandon's)
Difficult Californian: Good thing there is a 3 hour timezone difference between us!
Person: What it is 5 hours. Your ridiculous!!
Difficult Californian: Shut-up your stupid.*HICCUP* Excuse me.
Person: Man its like clockwork.
Person: What it is 5 hours. Your ridiculous!!
Difficult Californian: Shut-up your stupid.*HICCUP* Excuse me.
Person: Man its like clockwork.
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