hum cakes

The smell that lingers between the ball sack and ass hole.

Your breath smells like hum cakes.

by cano, bros April 7, 2014

Baby Cakes

the love of your life, your boyfriend/girlfriend/crush

HEY, he is my baby cakes. OR
HEY, she is my baby cakes.

by putin May 13, 2005

snacky cakes

A snack eaten in South Park, presumably by Eric Cartman. Also see beefy logs, cookie dings, and cheesy poofs.

"Mmm, Snacky Cakes!"

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

joony cakes

Prison slang for butt/anus.

Big Bubba: You hear what happened to Joe last night?
Cheezeburger: nah man, what went down?
Big Bubba: Punk Tattoo snuck up and wreaked havoc on his joony cakes. Had to go to medical

by The Booty Exorcist April 24, 2017

jobby cakes

what obese americans eat religiously

nestor: “oh howdy alan what’re you hav in’ for dinner today?”
alan: “well shucks, what a nice question there partner! i’m having jobby cakes with the missus and my ten kids!”

by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021

she got them cakes

meaning she got two fat ass cheeks rubbing up on each other in them yoga pants and it makes my dickkkk throbbbb

rakeem: she got them cakes my nigga ..... tyrone: i gotta go beefstrokeitoff sonson ill be back from the bathroom in 5mins

by ~KLOWDY~420~ December 17, 2013

crap cakes

alternative of "oh shit!"
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive

Crap cakes! I just spilled my coffee down my shirt!

by JP June 20, 2006