me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!

"Beam me up, Scotty!" in the Latin language.

What a boring place this is---me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!

by pentozali September 26, 2010

So-Called Friend

Some guy who thinks life is all about sex, getting fuckered on alcohol, weed, and having a lesbian girlfriend while still calling himself a Christian. This guy also claims to have dropped out of uni because he was on the wrong course, obviously he DROPPED out, why? Because he failed.
But yet still has the decency to call former friends a flop.
Fuck you dumbass, my life is better off without you.
I won't see you in hell, also I wont see you with any qualifications either. Ha!

Someone who you think is your friend but turns out not to be, can be classed as a Frenemy or Backstabber

Someone who is a hypocrite and talks shit about you when they themselves are the epitome of what is So-Called friend and failure.

Friend 1: I can't believe he said that. =O
Friend 2: Puh, So-Called friend indeed.

by Mari~ November 18, 2009

Called

To make fun of or to bring attention to one's faux pas.

"Did you see Jacks poem about rainbows?"

"Yeah. I Called him on it too."

by Seaton August 14, 2006

Called for

When a mobster gets called for from his crew to be executed because he betrayed the family or vouched for an fbi informant

Lefty rugerio from Donnie Brasco was called for by sonny black because he vouched for an fed undercover and didnt know it

by Vinny5o December 3, 2011

Caledon

a little town in the middle of nowhere.

Where are we I only see cows and farms!
Oh we`re in Caledon

by patty mcpatters November 2, 2011

Called a lid for the day

When you go crawl in bed and pretend you don't have dementia.

Joe Biden is being racist and can't remember what year it is today so he called a lid for the day.

by Goose8531 September 24, 2020

your mom called

A variation of the "Mother Insult" type of joke/taunt. My friends and I use this as playful banter.

Person A: Hey, your mom called.
Person B: Yeah?
Person A: Yeah, she wants to know if she can borrow some batteries for her vibrator. (Or something equally disturbing)

by Phalanxx January 6, 2010