Cooning

To have a fit in public, like a racoon would right after being captured. Racooning can include psychotic, happy, angry, and sad fits. The person racooning will most likely have crazy circled eyes and drool, when in an intense situation.

Person 1: You totally looked like a racoon, just captured, with the drool flying from your mouth, and your crazy ringed eyes, HAHA you were COONING!

Person 2: Was I really omg im so mortified.

by Igotscoons! May 1, 2010

Cooning

A person who is pretending to be black but isn't.

You seriously don't know what i'm talking about? Fine. Imagine a black guy, Now imagine him with white skin. There ya go, cooning.

by GoWestWasABandInThe80s March 7, 2015

Cooning

To consume leftover food items out of a garbage can.

When Jason got back from the bar, he started cooning and downed the end of a day-old pizza.

by Smooth Horse March 4, 2009

Ra-cooning

When Your Wearing Mascara or Eyeliner, preferably black and if you cry or sweat, it starts to smudge and form black circles around your eyes which makes you look like a racoon.

I was so ra-cooning when i heard that he cheated on me.

by JayNora September 20, 2009

Racooning

The act of having mascara/eyeliner smudge or run around ones eyes, resulting in a racoon-like look.

"Yea man, so the other night I was it the shower with my girl and she started racooning! How do them ratchet chicks wear that shit!"

"when I broke up with Tess yesterday she started racooning before I was even done talking...what a mess of crying"

by dannybampants October 10, 2014

Cocooning

Doing unspeakable things in the bedroom that would make a porn star blush

Thurs is good for me for a spot of cocooning

by RudeBoiD-Squared January 20, 2009

Cocooning

When a man ejaculates into a woman but doesn’t pull out. They then cuddle in that position, with his penis still inside her, and sleep in the position until the next morning when he finally pulls it out.

John: I was totally cocooning this girl last night!
Adam: Did it get stuck in there?
John: Nope, slid right out the next morning.

by G.T.X. November 5, 2020