Cacklemuncher

Someone who eats dried sperm and pubic hair

Darnell is such a cacklemuncher, i bet he cacklemunches all day

by Oure September 29, 2018

Cloak Cackle

When a man in a dark black cloak comes up to you offers you candy and you accept. But there is a plot twist the candy is poisoned and it kills you. The man in the dark cloak comes back to your corpse and performs a more or less horrendous sexual act on your body.

Damn that girl looks like the cloak cackler ran into her.

by Cloak Cackler November 30, 2016

cacky bird legs

A disease contracted in nightclubs in the 40s. Makes you walk like a pigeon with very flexible knees.

This poor woman contracted cacky bird legs while dancing in a night club in the 40s

by Gemmarrrr March 30, 2008

cact

the act of sawing one's ass off, then sticking it in a trunk and taking it out occasionally to enjoy and smell it.

If you don't stop it right now, I am going to cact you!

by anonymousskulls September 22, 2006

cackle

A group of three or more women from connecticut speaking simultaneously at varying volumes.

Damn, the cackle has gathered...

by cgrang May 6, 2014

cack

Yet one of the many alternative words British people have for shit.

"I was so scared I nearly did a cack in my pants."

"That film was total cack."

by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005

Cack your pants

Crapping your pants with fear. British slang; cack = shit.

"I thought you were going to cack your pants when your girlfriend told you she was pregnant."
"I did."
"That would explain the smell."

by Satandog April 4, 2006