cact

the act of sawing one's ass off, then sticking it in a trunk and taking it out occasionally to enjoy and smell it.
If you don't stop it right now, I am going to cact you!
by anonymousskulls September 22, 2006
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Cact-O-Pussy

The process by which a woman shoves a prospering small cactus in her vaginal cavity for pleasure, usually resulting of the surgical removal of cactus pricks.
Ouch, That Bitch's Cact-O-Pussy pierced my cock and balls!!
by RUDEBOY69 January 17, 2011
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Cacting

To cact; the act of skewering one's testicles (e.g., with a long hypodermic needle) in the effort to gain sexual pleasure
I tried cacting last night, woke up this morning, and was like, "shit, I'm leaking."
by HappyCacter April 14, 2024
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