This fun event takes place when your partner is experiencing Sleep Crapnea (See Sleep Crapnea). You must stick your head into their mouth and carefully remove the crapples with your teeth. You must be discreet, as you do not want your partner to wake and discover the whorrendous mess you have left them in.
Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.
Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.
Tyrant: My dude, you coming to the bar tonight with us?
Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.
Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.
by Stoney69 June 19, 2019
Get the Bobbing for Crapplesmug. 1. When sour crout and apple sauce is mixed together.
2. Often used as an exclaim when something is dropped or messed up.
2. Often used as an exclaim when something is dropped or messed up.
1. "Hey, I just made some sour crapple sauce, if you want any. "
2. "(Sour) crapple sauce! That was not supposed to end up on the floor!"
2. "(Sour) crapple sauce! That was not supposed to end up on the floor!"
by Discombobulation Kat August 31, 2017
Get the sour crapple saucemug. Crapple sause is another way of saying shit, but politely. It is a term used to say: 'you scared the shit out of me' but infront of your grandmother. Use this term wisely. Only those worthy of hearing the term can carry out it's legacy.
by Danni daVito April 20, 2020
Get the Crapple sausemug. 
1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.
2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.
2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.
1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!
2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.
2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.
by ewee October 4, 2012
Get the crapple piemug. She was unhappy that her boyfriend only brought crapples on the hike and longed for a ripe Pink Lady instead.
by Festus Izuli July 7, 2023
Get the Crapplemug. by Birdnerd_2010 July 23, 2024
Get the Crapplemug.