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Crapples

"Aw crapples, you mothertrucker!
by RussianHat February 6, 2019
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crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.
1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.
by ewee October 4, 2012
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Crapple Bobbing

After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.
Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.

Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
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big crapple

Slang for NYC mainly used by slick Tennesseans.
Won’t see that in the Big Crapple, Larry.
by ZammittaJ May 14, 2021
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sour crapple sauce

1. When sour crout and apple sauce are mixed together.

2. Often an exclaim when something is dropped or messed up.
1. "Hey, I just made some sour crapple sauce, if you want any?"
2. "(Sour) crapple sauce! That was not supposed to end up on the ground!"
by Discombobulation Kat August 31, 2017
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Crapple

Describes how much apple iPhones suck
Man iPhones are such peices of crapple
by Iwonderboyi June 29, 2021
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Crapple

Me and the boys are doing shots of crapple.
by anonymous July 2, 2022
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