Crockblock

(n) Refusal of contact with an individual based solely on the fact that they are wearing Crocks (tm).

Check out that guy's shoes! What a total crockblock.

She was really cool until she crockblocked me with those shoes.

by Randy&Penni July 23, 2013

coprocracy

A coprocracy is a form of government that endeavors to treat its citizens really shitty.

Nazi Germany was a total coprocracy.

by Cranberry Bob January 30, 2022

Croc-Boot

Slang term for the word “Fuck”! Derived from the term Sandle-Boot or western-Flip flop. Originating from a long conversation between some overworked, underpaid, caffeine fueled friends. Croc-Boot has quickly spread across the country as a favorite replacement for the word “Fuck”. It is set to become the theme of a whole generation.

Croc-Boot That!!

What the Croc-Boot are you doing?

Where the Croc-Boot are you going?
I have no Croc-boots to give!

by RummiTex September 10, 2022

Country Crock

A spit roast with the entire family.

A Country Crock with my brother and sister is fun, but it's way more fun with mom and dad.

by horny_toad69 August 14, 2019

Croc Crap

When you sweat out in the summertime walking while wearing your Croc Shoez you might start to feel a little slippery and gooey/ crappy. When you look in the cr0c SHO3Z its a hot mess of dirt and sweat buildup from your dirty feet.

i was at the waterpark with my kids and my crocs got a case of croc crap. MAN when i got home they were so bad i had to POWWER WASH THEM.

by crocshoezprofessionalB March 13, 2009

Chris crock

Meaning “ok” or “cool” similar to the term “bet”

“Dude you got that promotion you wanted? Chris crock!”

Or

“You need some crud? Alright. Chris crock.”

by Chris crock 1 June 21, 2018

croc

those stupid brightly coloured neon shoes everyone wears...well, not as much anymore....everyone wore them 2 years ago, it was quite the fad.....they are neon rubber shoes that cost $0.50 to make and sold for $50.

look at that....another idiot kid wearing those stupid crocs.

that store is making a killing selling crocs....but boy are they ugly

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008