Irish coupon

When you make plans with someone and know, when making plans, that you’re definitely going to following through.

Yeah, I’ll see you at the next bar. I’m right behind you. Turns to friend, “yeah I’m definitely not going.”
Friend: ahh yes, the ole Irish coupon. Smooth.

by IrishErin August 2, 2022

pussy coupon

A dollar bill

The stripper was greatful and showed me her stuff when I gave her the pussy coupon

by Big Dick 2009 October 27, 2008

Stripper Coupon

Since strippers don't coins as tips a Stripper Coupon is the lowest form of monitory exchange, so in the US a Stripper Coupon is a dollar bill.

I laid down 5 stripper coupons, so the gal could see how thick her tip would be for the show.

by Twitness May 12, 2015

sex coupon

When drinking beer out of a bottle, one might try to peel off the label. People who have tried it, or seen others try, know how hard it is. Supposedly, once you have the label completly off and perfectly inatct, you are able to redeem this label for sex with a person of the opposite sex.

Woah! Chris just got himself a sex coupon, I wonder if Jessica has a double coupon day so I can get some action too.

by Joe May 19, 2005

five finger coupon

The act of "giving someone permission to take and not give back, especially under that someone's false pretense."

Don't mistake me cutting your hair as me giving you a five finger coupon. PAY ME MY MONEY!

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 28, 2007

felony coupon

Black ice little tree air freshener in your car. Used to hide the smell of the dank kush. Called such because if a cop sees one in your car, they probably are gonna search it for weed.

I pulled over that man and he had a felony coupon hanging from his rearview mirror. I cashed it for him.

by dasquidkid November 17, 2020

Your Elf's lil' coupon book

A binding contract that will work anytime of day,month,or year. No one can say no to a "Your Elf's lil' coupon book!

"Hey do u want to have a sleepover"
"no, it's a school night, I can't"

"Do u have a "your Elf's lil' coupon book"?"

"yeah,why?"
"use it! There's a coupon in it for a weekday sleepover!"

by MJF07 October 20, 2019