congratchet

Congratulating one's ratchetness

"I saw you last night, not wearing any underwear at the club... congratchet"

by SLMD September 22, 2014

Congats

When your friend forgets how to spell congrats.

Person A: Congats!
Person B: Who's Congats and what did you do to him 😱 jk I know you meant congrats :)

by Trust_A March 30, 2017

congratudolences

The concatenation of "congratulations" & "condolences".
A conflicted expression of joy & sympathy in the success or good fortune of another whose fortune may also cause suffering, sorrow, misfortune, or grief.

"Well I am employed again."
"My congratudolences."

by ZUUL42 May 13, 2019

congratulations

used in any circumstance as a substitute for the phraze 'well done'

congratualtions... you've got your trophy

by Carter May 20, 2004

CONGRATUFRICKENLATIONS

The act of expressing some outrageous, energetic and exacerbated joy or acknowledgment, as for the achievement or good fortune of another.

The most extreme way to express joy in the success or good fortune of another.

Generally used in a sarcastic manner, or in a derogatory sense.

Wow! That's amazing, you two got married on your first date, I'm sure it'll last forever, congratufrickenlations !

by tcornsimp February 13, 2008

Congrasturbate

a simple self gesture in which one congratulates themselves by giving them a well deserved jack-off after some great accomplishment.

Paul, "now that i have finished my nursing degree, i am going to congrasturbate in my room for a week!"

God, "you deserve it man!"

by anthrax820 February 13, 2010

congratufuckulations

Sarcaticly congratulating someone. Or congratulating someone on something that you truely don't care about.

Bob- I finally found my phone.
John- Congratufuckulations Bob. Nobody cares.

by YeOldPitts August 13, 2007