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how a majority of the people who post on here get dates.
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A computer is a device that can be instructed to carry out an arbitrary set of arithmetic or logical operations automatically. The ability of computers to follow a sequence of operations, called a program, make computers very flexible and useful. Such computers are used as control systems for a very wide variety of industrial and consumer devices. This includes simple special purpose devices like microwave ovens and remote controls, factory devices such as industrial robots and computer assisted design, but also in general purpose devices like personal computers and mobile devices such as smartphones. The Internet is run on computers and it connects millions of other computers.

Conventionally, a modern computer consists of at least one processing element, typically a central processing unit (CPU), and some form of memory. The processing element carries out arithmetic and logical operations, and a sequencing and control unit can change the order of operations in response to stored information. It also works for Porn and Torrent
Hey, i got a new Computer
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What you are on right now. If you feel the need to look this up you must have brain damage
''What's a computer?''

''Uh I dunno. Let's go on UrbanDictionaryDOT COM and find out''
by Your Mom in a bikini July 8, 2006
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a mystical device obviously run by elves, infected with dookfonkers (look up dookfonker)
who check it out a computer, hurry put on your dookfonker protectors
by whey face May 26, 2003
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The best invention man ever created.
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An item of mystical power to which no human comprehends. Nothing will ever overpower the mystic god of modern life! It rules modern life just as much as a box of cookies rules a fat-asses life.
Holy shit, I just got a new Computer!
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A device that had different purposes over the years:
'80-90s- a device that allowed children to understand how to code and gave them insight on how things worked, this enriched them and now they are very good adults
2000s- a device that enriches BY FAR 1% of children/ teenagers and horribly degrades the other 99%
The 1% group is the group that has used computers to find out new and interesting information, the group that will defend net neutrality in the future, the group that knows at least basic coding and understands how they are vulnerable online. The 99% group includes people who sit on social media 24/7 and those who will keep reloading the page to comment on Miley Cyrus's comment. Another portion is those who play flash games on their school issued celeron based 1.4 ghz chromebooks, and treat them like magic. These groups usually don't know what a byte is. Another group is those who always say

Dumb guy- are you reading Wikipedia?
Decent guy- yeah it is interesting
Dumb guy- OMG you are so stupid Wikipedia is the most inaccurate website on the internet, those popups on websites are so much more accurate{goes on facebook to post that X guy is reading Wikipedia}
The 99% group usually are those who respond by "GO AWAIYYY" when you tell them to DEFEND NET NEURTALITY. They respond with OMG xxx singer just broke up omg as they look at their 10th iPhone which is an iPhone 7 bought on September 8th. Spread this degradation awareness so the 1% can become 20%.
I'm on my computer
Are you 1%
OMG MYLEY CYRUS BROKE UP
Nope u are the 99%
I don't care go away
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