Commit Tree

A different way of saying committing suicide. In the epic poem "The Divine Comedy"'s first book Inferno. Those who commit suicide are turned into trees

If we don't do something soon Billy might go and commit tree

by Air_Purifier March 1, 2019

commit nether bed

a way of telling a person to kill themselves

Alex: I stole your diamonds
Steve: COMMIT NETHER BED!

by oofblox September 27, 2019

Commit Alan

The art of blocking someone on any online social media account the moment they say anything remotely close to insulting you

Person A : joe mama
Person B: blocks Person A
Person A : ah i see he has commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

Commit oof

A phrase commonly used by children which means to kill ones self. Also can be said as commit LEGO step

Go commit oof

by Pandaman0316 June 9, 2020

Commit a Julius Caeser

The act of the senate murdering a Emperor or a Caeser.

"Hey bro, want to commit a Julius Caeser?

"Really? Another one? We just did one last week! Okay, I am in.

by Shrek Harvey December 28, 2020

Commit Ceiling Fan

An attempt to hang yourself by a Ceiling fan like a dumbass.

My brother tried to Commit Ceiling fan but it broke the fan and he was grounded.

by Daddy Shrimp Dick January 11, 2021

Commit Alabama

What you do if you feel horny towards a member of your own family tree. This could be one's siblings, parents, grandparents, children, or anyone of the same family tree. Often done by the people of Alabama, as seen by the name.

That's it. My sister is so hot I feel like I'm gonna commit Alabama.

by Anonymous-7070 July 9, 2021