Colorado Bitchslap

Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.

Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.

by Glitternacht May 15, 2014

Colorado Quicky

A quick sexual act, originating in Aspen, CO, that consists of taking off many layers of clothes or ski clothes and enjoying the magnificent views and penetration. This can happen in many places, but the gondola seems to be the optimum choice.

Maddie: Did you hear Alma and Steve just left for a good old Colorado Quicky, I hope they enjoy the views!

Joe: Yeah, but they're in for a bumpy ride; the gondola's getting a little shaky in the wind.

by EYE2011 December 8, 2010

Colorado sober

When someone has not consumed alcohol or narcotics, but has consumed cannabis (as cannabis is legal in the state of Colorado).

I had a great time at the concert last night, no hangover because I was Colorado sober.

by L S 1983 October 11, 2016

Colorado Lightning Rod

Where the man sticks his nose into the vagina and farmer blows, all while shoving his fist 8 3/4 inches up her ass until you see your fist pushing up against innards. The man masturbates... The nearby animal, usually a small mammal, runs up the man's dick hole so jizz flies everywhere.

Hey Colorado Lightning Rod tore my dick hole. But the orgasm was amazing.

by CameronDDDDDDDDD December 6, 2013

Colorado wildfire

A sexual act in which, just before the man ejaculates, He lights the womans pubic hair on fire, Then extngiushes it with his fire hose of cum. Saving the day as as a firefighter.

I put out her colorado wildfire last night.

by Fire Slayer May 19, 2011

Colorado mad cow

When a girl gives you a hand-job and then slaps you in the face with your own man goo. This is the females revenge for a Colorado snow plow

Dude, I was laying back getting a hand-job and then Stephanie got mad and Colorado mad cowed me.

by djjazzyj July 23, 2009

Colorado School of Mines

A place where everyone socializes through homework and studying, most of the time without girls.

I go to the Colorado School of Mines.

by minesguy December 7, 2009