Colleen "Epstein" Ballinger (aka Miranda Rights) is a professional ukulele player and singer who was born in Ni'ihau, Hawaii, in November 21, 1986. She is known for her famous songs about trains and cats. According to her hit song "hi." she identifies as a rat with a narcissistic personality.
In 2014, she started performing concerts in her mother's basement at the age of 28. She regularly invited children (also referred to as Colleeny's Weenies) to her basement, where she gave children cheese balls from her pants and forced kids to do yoga. She had a section of her concerts called "Korn" where she addressed the issues of Kornography and called young children onstage to shame them for being Korn fans. Colleen has had multiple collaborations with artists like Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley.
Colleen Ballinger also had a background in acting. She was featured in various movies such as "Angry Birds 2: Electric Boogaloo", "Ralph DDoS's the Internet", and "Ukulele (2016)".
Later in 2023, she went on to make a Youtube Channel, which has amassed over 10 subscribers. Recently, she has been caught up in a controversy about grooming her 2 Persian cats, who have been speaking about possibly taking legal action.
Colleen has responded to this with her newest song "'Responding' to allegations dragging by out a ukulele song for 10 fucking minutes"
Other popular songs by Colleen include "I love Little Boys", "Lingerie Delivery", "Fat Mexicans", and "Are you a virgin?"
In 2014, she started performing concerts in her mother's basement at the age of 28. She regularly invited children (also referred to as Colleeny's Weenies) to her basement, where she gave children cheese balls from her pants and forced kids to do yoga. She had a section of her concerts called "Korn" where she addressed the issues of Kornography and called young children onstage to shame them for being Korn fans. Colleen has had multiple collaborations with artists like Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley.
Colleen Ballinger also had a background in acting. She was featured in various movies such as "Angry Birds 2: Electric Boogaloo", "Ralph DDoS's the Internet", and "Ukulele (2016)".
Later in 2023, she went on to make a Youtube Channel, which has amassed over 10 subscribers. Recently, she has been caught up in a controversy about grooming her 2 Persian cats, who have been speaking about possibly taking legal action.
Colleen has responded to this with her newest song "'Responding' to allegations dragging by out a ukulele song for 10 fucking minutes"
Other popular songs by Colleen include "I love Little Boys", "Lingerie Delivery", "Fat Mexicans", and "Are you a virgin?"
Person 1: Have you heard Colleen Bal-lingerie's hit song "Sunset at Epstein Island"
Person 2: No, I bet it sounds lovely though. Colleen Ball-Slinger is a great ukulele player.
Colleen Ballinger: g, g7, c, d7
Person 2: No, I bet it sounds lovely though. Colleen Ball-Slinger is a great ukulele player.
Colleen Ballinger: g, g7, c, d7
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Random user: what's your favorite Disney song of all time? #colleenscorner
Colleen Ballinger: Isn't it obvious? *spontaneously starts singing "something there" from Beauty and the Beast*
Colleen Ballinger: Isn't it obvious? *spontaneously starts singing "something there" from Beauty and the Beast*
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