climbing the mountain

Short guys pursuing taller women.

Often trying to compensate for their own height.
"Damn, that guy is only as tall as her boobs. Now that's what I call climbing the mountain."

"I don't date short men. If you're obsessed with climbing the mountain, go climb Mount Everest."
by lockedown January 21, 2010
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Climb the Ladder

Stacking two women on a bed and banging one in the pussy, then the ass, then move to the next girls pussy then ass.
Scott has always wanted to climb the ladder, but now he is married and can't live his dream.
by BoneDaddy's August 5, 2013
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Climb A Banjo

When your band mate gets on your nerves and you tell him to knock it off.
Go climb a banjo.
by Shenanigan November 21, 2017
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climbing with monkeys

an adjective used to describe a noun
guy 1; that girl is different
guy 2; yeah she's climbing with monkeys
by climbing with monkeys October 2, 2021
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Climbing On Water

When you're very low in mood but in 1 second you're high in mood.
Yesterday i was climbing on water it was very hard.
by Gabben June 2, 2017
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