A Chonk is defined as being equivalent to a long long long long. It is disputed how the "long" prefixes affect the size of the Chonk. Some experts argue that a Chonk is equal to 256 bits while others argue it is 4096 bits.
Klaus is to work on a formal treatise to determine its size.
Klaus is to work on a formal treatise to determine its size.
by Cizzin January 29, 2021

Chonking (adjective/verb) describes a state in which something is both smelly and sweaty. Of course, there are a limited number of applications for this word, most of which are related to the genital area. Originated in Scotland.
by Fraser Clark <--likes anal September 20, 2008

"Yo son you peeped the new 2 Ray Mo CD? That shit is tha CHONK dog."
"My boy gave me these crazy pills son they get you so wrecked, theyre the fucking chonk."
"My boy gave me these crazy pills son they get you so wrecked, theyre the fucking chonk."
by Merz February 6, 2003

A cannabis "placebo", as such.
A non-existant type of cannabis whoes side effects include:
Feeling randy
Seeing white lights as red
The excuse for it being tasteless is due to the fact that it's boiled in milk to take out the flavour, this leads to the 3rd side effect:
The inability to eat dairy products, such as meat.
Used to trick people into thinking they're smoking pot.
A non-existant type of cannabis whoes side effects include:
Feeling randy
Seeing white lights as red
The excuse for it being tasteless is due to the fact that it's boiled in milk to take out the flavour, this leads to the 3rd side effect:
The inability to eat dairy products, such as meat.
Used to trick people into thinking they're smoking pot.
Joe: "Are you feeling it yet?"
Shelly: "Yer, I'm well horny"
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Shelly: "Why can't I taste it?"
Matt: "Err, 'cos it's been boiled in milk"
Shelly: "Yer, I'm well horny"
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Shelly: "Why can't I taste it?"
Matt: "Err, 'cos it's been boiled in milk"
by PlugDude July 6, 2005

by Anonymous September 26, 2003
