Chonk

O LORD HE COMIN
He chonk
by Nut in it July 14, 2019
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Chonk

A Chonk is defined as being equivalent to a long long long long. It is disputed how the "long" prefixes affect the size of the Chonk. Some experts argue that a Chonk is equal to 256 bits while others argue it is 4096 bits.
Klaus is to work on a formal treatise to determine its size.
"I hereby define a Chonk as a long long long long"
by Cizzin January 29, 2021
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Chonking

Chonking (adjective/verb) describes a state in which something is both smelly and sweaty. Of course, there are a limited number of applications for this word, most of which are related to the genital area. Originated in Scotland.
"Ma gooch is pure chonking man!" THE MULLENATOR <--famous scottish frequenter of gay nightclubs.
by Fraser Clark <--likes anal September 20, 2008
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chonk

Phat. Very raw. Gangster.
"Yo son you peeped the new 2 Ray Mo CD? That shit is tha CHONK dog."
"My boy gave me these crazy pills son they get you so wrecked, theyre the fucking chonk."
by Merz February 6, 2003
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Chonk

A cannabis "placebo", as such.

A non-existant type of cannabis whoes side effects include:

Feeling randy
Seeing white lights as red

The excuse for it being tasteless is due to the fact that it's boiled in milk to take out the flavour, this leads to the 3rd side effect:

The inability to eat dairy products, such as meat.

Used to trick people into thinking they're smoking pot.
Joe: "Are you feeling it yet?"
Shelly: "Yer, I'm well horny"
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Shelly: "Why can't I taste it?"
Matt: "Err, 'cos it's been boiled in milk"
by PlugDude July 6, 2005
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chonk

A considerably desirable vagina.
I hit that chonk in various positions.
by Anonymous September 26, 2003
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chonks

roots, sex, fuck etc
it's all about tha chonks
by masine April 11, 2003
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