Completely dysfunctional, alcoholic, drug-addicted, psychotic cretin who frequents Internet chat sites using proxies to prevent the site owner/s being able to track down their identity, thus enabling a feeling of security when contacting decent members with all manner of gross/sick messages.
by Rotogravure December 8, 2010

by skrtskrtm8 February 26, 2019

A brown haired, blue eyed, charismatic individual with a strong sense of humor. He is one of the most talented individuals out there. Loved by all, especially the ladies. Occasionally likes to make love to beautiful women
wow, i really wanna hang out with charles
charles is the most freakin awesome person in the world
i wish i was as cool as charles
charles is good at sex
charles is the most freakin awesome person in the world
i wish i was as cool as charles
charles is good at sex
by dabighoss September 22, 2011

A big buff guy who has the emotional equivalent to a rock. He is usualy hot, but doesn't quite understand that girls like PDA. Highly intelligent, but doesn't understand common relationship protocol. He doesn't mean to be jerk, but can occasionally come off as one.
Look at that Charles.... His poor girlfriend gets no loving attention unless they are making out. That guy needs to be taught a lesson.
Don't even try. She's been trying for a while now. He has a good heart though!
Don't even try. She's been trying for a while now. He has a good heart though!
by Maud Smith 333 October 14, 2009

by Mango123 March 5, 2011

A.k.a. Churtles. He is a very observant person. Has an affection for Spider-Man. He likes things that glow in dark. He will thank people for being German!
Charles likes to yell whip me! While Charles friend prefers to be choked.
"Hey Charles, my shirt glows in the dark."
Charles says " thanks for being German!"
"Hey Charles, my shirt glows in the dark."
Charles says " thanks for being German!"
by 21hoc21key August 30, 2018

by ?...?...? February 4, 2018
