A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason, far more than the average simp.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women, when there is a clear 0% chance.
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female that they come across.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason, far more than the average simp.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women, when there is a clear 0% chance.
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female that they come across.
You know Harry Pearson, he is pretty much the CEO of simp the way he licks out that girl
Did you hear about that kid who lost all his mates for some pum. Legit CEO of simp
Did you hear about that kid who lost all his mates for some pum. Legit CEO of simp
by u456789123741852963 June 4, 2020
The ceo of stupidity is a cousin of the ceo of racism but they are in opposition of each other, the ceo of stupidity can also be defined as the stupidest person you know
by Ultrin_Altern November 23, 2019
An artificial smile made by a person placed in a situation of power, meant to mislead And/Or misdirect the conversation.
CEO: No, my company didn't kill that person (CEO Smile). He must have rapidly aged to the point were his head came off of his own body naturally (CEO Smile).
by the2ndflood July 12, 2008
The finite leader of dork squad, he is payed in millions of cool points per second. Promoted to leader because the rest of dork squad is made of hobags and sloptarts.
by CEO of Cool May 1, 2008
Street chief executive officer, the highest-ranking person in a non registered illegal street company or other institution, ie drug slinging, hooker corralling, theft rings, etc , ultimately responsible for making managerial decisions for their hustle.
by Sloppy Taco Pants January 2, 2023
A man who is a father to many. He might be wack sometimes, but is sexy and fuckable all the time. Never judge him lyrically coz he is a producer and not a rapper.
He is my Dady CEO.
by americandickhead March 5, 2018
YOUR MOM 😏, Your birthgiver/ Sha-ma-la-ma-mom-mom/ Momager/ your blood Partner In Crime/ Brommy mommy/ Mammamia
guy1: I think I'll pee my pants if my Household CEO finds me now
guy2: lol what d ya do lol?
guy1: I accidentally broke her favorite vase, she'll beat my ass
guy2: lol what d ya do lol?
guy1: I accidentally broke her favorite vase, she'll beat my ass
by Elena_ December 24, 2022