Casket-Robber

When somone dates another person who is older then they are.

Friend: Dude how is your girlfriend? Aren't you only 18?
Guy: Yeah, she's 21!!
Friend: Dude your a fucking Casket-Robber

by CabaltheWolf May 29, 2007

Casket Blaster

Origin: Vancouver, Canada.

One who rises from the dead. Metaphorically, one who restores life to a dead environment, whether in business, school, street life, etc.

Guy #1: Yo, man, what happened? Shit was booming for us over here!

Guy #2: The dude that came in with that new silk was smart. That shit was a real Casket Blaster.

by UrbCityProphet November 08, 2009

Closed Casket

When a male ejaculates on a females eyelid and is therefore unable to OPEN them.

'Yo son, you heard what Jack did to Betty last night?'

'Na, what?'

'Homie gave her a "Closed Casket" and put that shit on World Star!'

'Wow...smh.'

by BunDem Blaze October 02, 2014

Open Casket Material

A witty and sarcastic way to describe beauty. Often used in its negative form (she ain't open casket material) meaning having (or not) a presentable look.

Look at that girl, she's open casket material. But her boyfriend I would close the casket on him.

by Chomskian December 07, 2008

Till the casket drops

Until ones death, no exceptions.

"Are we friends?"
"Till the casket drops."

by moko94 December 28, 2011

Open Casket Material

A term many first heard from Moe Sizlack in the Simpsons, Episode S18E15, meaning to be at ones youngest or most beautiful period of life.

When Homer asks what an old man like Abe and a not so pretty girl like Selma are doing together, Moe Replies with "Eh, you ain't exactly open casket material yourself"

by Cbeth July 06, 2008

Casket Case

(a spinoff from basket case). A person who, with the assistance of cosmetic surgery, has that just made-up open-casket state of plastic perfection in their face.

she: Have you seen John Travolta lately?
me: Yeah, he's a real casket case, eh.

by Flowernerd December 18, 2012