the best friend you could ever ask for, she is so pretty and makes you laugh all the time, she will mess around with you whenever you want and she will always be there for you. Carl does some of the stupidest things too like forgetting to say half of the word or just making weird autistic movements with her arms. Get a friend like Carl.
by kunz_swodey March 5, 2019

A banjo playing headstanding kinda guy. The kind of man you want to have babies with but still fuck every afternoon. Sings the whole song. Whiskey is his krytponite.
by Channing May 30, 2018

Carl is white.
by Shotdogsheshot September 8, 2019

A fat, slovenly, mouth breather that always wears sweatpants and sandals and has food stains on shirt.
they are the human equivalent of an armpit. They often smell like shit and are dumb as fuck.
Can be male or female but female must also have facial hair to be in the "Carl" class
They are usually found as towtruck drivers, computer repair specialist, plumbers, security guards and homeless people.
they are the human equivalent of an armpit. They often smell like shit and are dumb as fuck.
Can be male or female but female must also have facial hair to be in the "Carl" class
They are usually found as towtruck drivers, computer repair specialist, plumbers, security guards and homeless people.
by ha;lsdkhg January 5, 2017

Carl is a thirsty overprotective boyfriend virgin who won’t let his girl out of 5 ft of him. He’s usually autistic af and does asmr into his girl’s ear.
by Autistic Legend27 February 2, 2019

A guy that does not care about anyone but himself. He is only looking out for number 1. Usually a jerk and with red hair and light skin.
by Carrie112355 February 1, 2009

by ravioli carlito April 12, 2019
