Cars these days are really unimpressive, I miss the older carture like in the 60's with the 1967 impala.
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In the blog "Sadly, No!" Arky The Islahomobamaist proposed, "I’m really interested to see what they’ll do if Obama wins. The current level of hysteria suggests they’ll blast off to the moon on a flaming column of fear-propulsed diarrhea", which Jennifer then dubbed as "The Crapture".
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An absolute freak of nature. A Captureq does chores for everybody else and forgets about progressing himself.
A Captureq is also good at getting mending for other people.
A Captureq is also good at getting mending for other people.
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Get the captress mug.Person 1: The hens are safe: the Federal Fox Stopping Agency (FFSA) is guarding the entire hen house.
Person 2: Um, the FFSA is a captured agency; everyone in charge there *is* a fox.
Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.
Person 2: Your hens, your choice. I'll put mine somewhere else.
Person 1: Not for long. Thanks to a new federal law, ALL hens must now be guarded by the FFSA only. If you try to put them somewhere else, the FFSA is fully authorized to eat them.
Person 2: There's your proof of a captured agency.
Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.
Person 2: Um, the FFSA is a captured agency; everyone in charge there *is* a fox.
Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.
Person 2: Your hens, your choice. I'll put mine somewhere else.
Person 1: Not for long. Thanks to a new federal law, ALL hens must now be guarded by the FFSA only. If you try to put them somewhere else, the FFSA is fully authorized to eat them.
Person 2: There's your proof of a captured agency.
Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.
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