Capon

a gay rooster with no nuts

"im gonna make a capon outta you!"

by Keatz October 7, 2004

canonistic

To have no concern for anybody else. To have a total disregard for everyone but yourself.

I cant believe they have parked across our drive, how canonistic.
selfish self centered arsehole wanker twat

by vaders-love-child October 21, 2015

Canonically Hot

It is rare to come across one, but recently we were all proven that it exists. Canonically hot is when a character is officially hot, as told by the creator or in other official sources that have not been corrected statements later on. When this is confirmed, it is likely true in real life as well.
The particular reason that this definition was created was because Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aimé said himself, that Breath of the Wild's main character Link was hot.

"Link is canonically hot."
"When I make a book, at least one character will be canonically hot."

by Starfondler May 25, 2018

Capodieci

badass italians

Man those Capodieci's are the coolest. Don't mess with them.

by justplutoh February 21, 2019

Capone

Discord word associated for only liking e-children minors under the age of 14 (prefer males). They will claim evidence is fake as he sits back on their 7000 different alts and watches discord servers from all over the world. Be careful, if you disagree or say their name they will call you no lives and make you watch 500 soccer games and they converse with their make belief friends.

Mommy, Im going to join this discord server. No son, I heard there is a CAPONE in that server!

by bloogman May 7, 2022

Capnite

Capping (lying) to the squad about logging on to game for a period of 14 consecutive days.

He said he’s getting on but it’s already been a Capnite since he did.

by steeldorito January 2, 2023

Al-Caponed

Al Capone was a Chicago Gangster and bootlegger responsible for the death of many people. However, he was not put in jail for life because of these many crimes, but because of tax evasion.

To be Al-Caponed is when someone punishes you severely for a minor crime because they can't get you on the major crime.

"Dude I heard you got kicked out of the club last night for being under 21"
"No man, they couldn't prove I was under 21, so they Al-Caponed me and kicked me out for swearing at the bartender."
"Dude, that sucks..."

by Jay-FO April 11, 2014