The Can

A being or deity that is far beyond any method of human comprehension, represented by the can since despite having a simple outside the inside is unknown until opened, and is thus simplified in our observation by a simple shape.

Used to either mock the idea of a god or to follow the truth that is the holy can. Followers of the can report improved mental health and good luck.

***Praise be the can***

Everyone: "PRAISE THE CAN"
Heathens: *Shake in fear of the holy can*

by viri de terra July 6, 2019

can

australian, n, gaol,
also beer

he's in the can cuz he was on the can

by herbie August 25, 2004

cans

A woman's large round breasts

I can tell Annie's got nice cans when she's wearing a t-shirt.

by Jose Oliva Rocha October 13, 2007

Can

An abbreviation for Cute Ass Nigga

Shawn Mendes is a can.

by The Lord Protector of Toilets January 10, 2020

can

1. the head

2. a toilet

3. jail

4. to dismiss somone from employment

If I end up being late to work again, I will get canned for sure.

by Light Joker December 27, 2004

canning

The process of tying two cans (typically empty coffee cans) on either ends of a 50 foot long string, Then positioning two people, hidden on either side of a deserted road, the waiting for a car to drive by. When the car is about to cross the string, raise it up so the car catches the string in its suspension/bumper, and drags the cans along the road, creating sparks and noise. Proceed to run and hope it wasn't a cop that you canned.

We went canning last night, and we totally nailed a cop; he slammed on his brakes, and we had to book it out of there!

by billag16 October 28, 2010

canning

The timeless art of hurling a partially or fully loaded recycling or refuse container into an object of a mail-box nature at a high rate of speed.

Dude, we went canning the other night and took out a concrete mail-box.

by johnny got his gun July 15, 2008