The Can

A being or deity that is far beyond any method of human comprehension, represented by the can since despite having a simple outside the inside is unknown until opened, and is thus simplified in our observation by a simple shape.

Used to either mock the idea of a god or to follow the truth that is the holy can. Followers of the can report improved mental health and good luck.

***Praise be the can***
Everyone: "PRAISE THE CAN"
Heathens: *Shake in fear of the holy can*
by viri de terra July 06, 2019
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can

australian, n, gaol,
also beer
by herbie August 25, 2004
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cans

I can tell Annie's got nice cans when she's wearing a t-shirt.
by Jose Oliva Rocha September 29, 2007
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can

1. the head

2. a toilet

3. jail

4. to dismiss somone from employment
If I end up being late to work again, I will get canned for sure.
by Light Joker December 27, 2004
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canning

The process of tying two cans (typically empty coffee cans) on either ends of a 50 foot long string, Then positioning two people, hidden on either side of a deserted road, the waiting for a car to drive by. When the car is about to cross the string, raise it up so the car catches the string in its suspension/bumper, and drags the cans along the road, creating sparks and noise. Proceed to run and hope it wasn't a cop that you canned.
We went canning last night, and we totally nailed a cop; he slammed on his brakes, and we had to book it out of there!
by billag16 October 27, 2010
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canning

The timeless art of hurling a partially or fully loaded recycling or refuse container into an object of a mail-box nature at a high rate of speed.
Dude, we went canning the other night and took out a concrete mail-box.
by johnny got his gun June 16, 2005
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