Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?

Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.

by jwbdfjxkshsb November 23, 2021

call it quits

to resign/retire from job/sports etc.

Martina Hinges decided to call it quits from the court today.

by rahool... May 21, 2008

call your guy!

When you think you’re going to have an easy night out then you decide you need a substantial amount of drugs and need to call your go-to dealer.

Brian said he wasn’t doing any coke last night but after three beers he kept screaming “call your guy!” and we got an 8ball.

by Timmy Boom December 10, 2017

Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare

One of the newer titles to come out of Sex-A-Vision's porn network of gaming. Includes modern-day whores blowing the crap out of Russian guys. With both their mouths and large automatic weapons.

Two guys talking about Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare

Guy A: Hey, have you played Modern Whorefare 2 yet?

Guy B: Yeah, got blown, then blown up!

by RoninEx October 11, 2011

call in sick

when you tell your boss youre sick and you need to stay home. sometimes youre actually sick but mostly you just want to play minecraft or something for 10 hours straight.

worker: yeah, *sniff* i think ill just call in sick today. thanks, bye. *picks controller back up*

by AnalPenetrationByForce January 30, 2012

Call of Doody

When you're on a mission to take a shit so big it could be considered a WMD.

"Hang on guys, I'm just gonna leave the lobby for a couple minutes, I'm feeling the Call of Doody, if you know what I'm saying"

by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 30, 2015

Call the Midwife

A BBC period drama series about a group of nurse midwives working in the East End of London in the 1950s and 1960s

I'm chillin out and next thing I know, somebody's screaming in agony in the other room. I walk over to see what's up and I say to my lady friend "Hey! Its that show where somebody's giving birth every 5 minutes" . She says "Yup! I'm watching Call the Midwife again"

by you_say_what_now? March 4, 2016