Foolius Caesar

An extreme fool, of such a level, that their sheer foolism can be compared to Julius Caesar's fame and power.

Foolius Caesars often believe that Julius Caesar invented Caesar salad, and this is one of the main criteria for someone to be called Foolius Caesar.

Bob: That fool thinks that Julius Caesar invented Caesar Salad!

James: Ha, what a Foolius Caesar!

by Wagwanator December 5, 2012

gooey caesar

When you jerkoff on a girl wearing a Burger King crown.

Bro I was hanging out with this chick eating nuggets and fries and one thing led to another and she put the burger crown on and I commenced the gooey caesar.

by joeyballz November 25, 2015

greasy caesar

State of a persons b hole after they have not showered in a while, so particles and sweat have collected creating an unpleasant region for tossing salad or eating ass.

Man, my girl hasn't showered in a few days; it was a greasy caesar down there.

by jacob schooner October 2, 2018

Dirty Caesar

The act of being poked by multiple penises a total of 23 times as you masturbate under a cloth sheet and screaming “Et tu, Brutus?” as you orgasm.

Bob: Did you hear about the orgy yesterday?
Kevin: Yeah, I heard Karen got Dirty Caesared.

by ChadThundercock69420 March 13, 2021

Dark Caesar

An all round even hair cut which hair is cut low enough so that u can barely see the scalp giving the name "Dark" Caesar. Similar to the regular Caesar but isnt cut as low. This style looks best when hair is wavey.

We sum fly ass niggaz rockin dark Dark Caesars.

by NYC Diplomat December 6, 2006

Julius Caesar

The love and delight of the human race

Julius Caesar was the most distinguised man of Roman History.

by Ethan Flack April 26, 2008

caesar salad

the act of ejaculating upon the face of a common prostitute or average day slut then throwing money at said whore causing it to stick to her face.

yo, I gave that bitch a caesar salad and that dirty hoe kept the money.

by Kevin Sparticus November 27, 2007