buttdial

v., buttdialed, buttdialing, buttdials.

1. To phone a friend accidentally using ones buttocks. Usually this is a result of sitting on the phone.

phone rings
Person 1: hello?
Persons 2, 3, 4, and 86: unintelligible drunken noise
Person 1: Is my reception bad?
Person 86: Shit, it's person 1. You just buttdialed him. Now he knows everything!
Person 1: WHAT?! HELLO?!
dial tone

by Svati June 24, 2008

buttrock

Any of the indistinguishable music of Nickleback, Hinder, Daughtry, Default, etc...
A genre of music where every song sounds exactly the same

Is this Nickleback or Hinder? I can't tell...
Who the f*ck cares, it's buttrock.

by MJI Henry October 13, 2007

buttdwelling ant

a buttdwelling ant is the smallest of the ant race but its pincer are by far the strongest being able to crush diamond. these ants are not to be afraid of, they often rid your buttocks of fartmites. their favourite meal is digested pot noodle,and they really like the bombay bad boy flavour. they are usually aroused by the exit of faeces, and so their mating season is launched where thousands die because their mate often has aids.

"why are you so sad?"
"my buttdwelling ant died"

by paul the mighty egg layer March 12, 2009

Buttrape, Texas

A small town in Texas where it's illegal to ask the name of the town, and all crimes carry the same penalty: butt rape. Buttrape, Texas is a supernatural place that spawns only at night and draws in unwary travelers who are lost in the back-country roads of Texas.

1) Lost Traveler: "Excuse me, sir. I'm lost. Can you tell me the name of this town so I can find it on the map?

Resident: "Son, yer in Buttrape, Texas."

2) Person 1: Wow looks at all those rundown shacks by the side of the road, and what the hell is that karaoke bar doing in the middle of nowhere?"

Person 2: "Oh God! We're in Buttrape, Texas!

by OctopusJones January 8, 2011

Buttrush

To suddenly receive something that is very unwanted. Metaphorically, to get buttraped by surprise.

My teacher buttrushed me with a bunch of homework on our first day of class.

by DoDaBigFhang October 4, 2011

buttdesk

To stand bent-over at a desk, continuing to work with one's butt sticking out. Often done to give the illusion of being almost ready to leave.

"Is Tito ready to go to lunch yet?"
"Nah, he's still over there buttdesking."

by The Rizza March 19, 2012

buttreak

when you fail something

example your test sentence: my test was a whole buttreak

by buttreak February 21, 2015