tig ol' bitties

the biggest set of tits youv set your virgin eyes on

I went over to kims house and her tig ol' bitties were like"snap"

by chase October 24, 2003

bettie page

The most photographed woman ever. Queen of the pin-ups in the 1950's & the source of the term "She's a real Bettie/Betty"

Bettie Page appeared in the Jan 1955 Playboy

by DharmaZen May 31, 2004

Ass Betting

Betting money that one doesn't have.

U keep Ass Betting and u won't make a very good reputation for yourself!

by Howard_HUZE May 9, 2017

Butting Heads

Having a conflict with someone else.

I keep butting heads with my business partner because he doesn't think we should paint the conference room and I do.

by Dustin Clinton October 9, 2008

tig ol' bitties

1: Big, fat ass titties that are incredibly large and juicy. Enjoyed by both males and females everywhere.

2: Titties that are incredibly large in porportion to the female body they are attached to.

1: "Now Ms. I'm gonna half to axe you to flop dem tig ol' bitties on this herr table."

2: "DAMN!!!! Lorenda's got some TIG OL' BITTIES!!!

by Bide September 22, 2005

Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

Bettioling

The act of ejaculating into your sexual partners mouth from a distance. Distance of 15 centimetres or below is a tiny dean, 15-30 centimetres is a standard dean, 30 centimetres and up is a deano.

Alasta: Me and Jonny had a great time last night, we gotta little drunk and i gave him a gobbie.

Max: Did you two do some bettioling?

Alasta: Yeh he did a fucking awesome deano.

by theblackprinceoflrosannaTS July 21, 2011