buttfarmer

One who farms "butts" either in the confines their private plantation, or in a public area.

That old guy is a buttfarmer.

by poop_jesus April 24, 2006

Butturd

A turd that is cleverly concealed under the butter in the fridge through having melted the butter onto the turd. A Butturd is usually concocted as a revenge scheme.

Term coined by: brict

1. "He microwaved the butter. Then poured the melted butter into a bowl. Then shat in the butter carton. Then poured in the melted butter, and let the butturd set in the fridge. Then left." - zalifer

2. "I can't believe it's not butter" -- HOLY SHIT! IT'S A BUTTURD!

by Omarei August 20, 2011

Butthurted

To damage one's "feelings" or ego, usually over a minor issue or situation.

"You shouldn't have gotten a tissue Khalil, now you got Mrs.Formigli butthurted."

by CardboardGay March 6, 2019

Symbiotic Buttfuck

The act of fucking someone up the ass while they fuck you up the ass at the same time, generally the reciever of the initial penetration doesnt enjoy it

The governments moneypenis screws every american every day whilst we stick our cocks in their ass, because they like it that way. also see Moneypenis (moneypenis and the symbiotic buttfuck, though similar cannot be used interchangeably)

by WillofThePersin July 10, 2012

Double butthurt

Someone who gets more butthurt because of someone asking if they are butthurt.

Jimmy was already slightly butthurt due to losing a game. Then became double butthurt when Ben ask if he was butthurt.

by easye28 August 12, 2019

The Blue Buttfuck

Fireball, raspberry vodka, orange red bull, glacier freeze Gatorade, and a stone.

Last night was great, we made Eric The Blue Buttfuck and he got so drunk he couldn't remember where his penis was!

by poonmangler69 March 19, 2015

Butthurt Beth

A girl that gets butt hurt about anything and everything. If its butt hurt proof she will find a way.

Look at that Butthurt Beth over there with those drawn on eyebrows, what a lucretia.

by brianwankenobi July 20, 2010