Face diapers and butt napkins!

Idiom for “what a twisted world!”
something you say when realizing a distortion of the original or natural shape or form, post-Covid.

Face diapers and butt napkins! I don’t understand anything anymore!

by Rhinkydinky January 1, 2022

Butt Faced

one who when sleeping at a sleep over was exposed to a naked butt rubbed on there face.

while taylor was sleeping over at gregs house he was butt faced and woken up.

by aldsjaflkjds August 11, 2006

Butt Faced

Getting highly intoxicated.

Ikes was but faced last night.

by Richard Long April 12, 2003

Butt Facebooking

Posting a status update to FB from your phone without knowing it.

My wife was walking around the mall, and she was Butt Facebooking status updates.

by Jawbonz February 19, 2010

Butt-facebooking

The act of sitting on ones backside all day Facebooking

Were you Butt-facebooking all weekend? Yeah, me too!

by Annie Bear PBP August 22, 2011

Butt-faced

“the act of accidentally butt dialling with a face time call “

“Butt-faced”

Omg Heather totally just butt-faced me and didn’t know it.

by Russ77 May 7, 2019

Butt-Facetime

Accidentally FaceTiming someone. Like a butt dial.

Sorry, I butt-FaceTimed you. My bad.

by Be a man March 4, 2024