Another word for someone where words like 'Hero' and 'legend' just doesn't quite cover the awesomeness!
'Did you see that guy spin kick those ninjas? That dude is a total Ed Butler'
'Can't believe he did that for us and saved us from the terror. What an Ed Butler'
'Can't believe he did that for us and saved us from the terror. What an Ed Butler'
by Wallis Walliams September 11, 2013
A Cum Butler is employed by proper gentlemen. After one finishes an apprenticeship as a Jizz Mopper for porn shops and low-brow strip clubs, one can promote to a journeyman and then eventually be employed as a Cum Butler if they master the art.
Cum Butlers are often found working high-end gang bangs, bukkake parties and gentleman’s clubs. The dress standard is very close to a common butler, with the addition of wearing semen-proof jackets and streak-resistant safety glasses. They often wear low profile duty belts beneath their jackets that contain a condom dispenser, sanitary wipes, and a squeegee in a triple retention holster.
A Cum Butler provides a variety of services with class. Such as lubrication application, which is often poured like a fine wine over the arm onto the desired surface, with a highly absorbent towel draped underneath. Their primary function is of course, the important duty of quick and efficient removal of semen and other bodily fluids in the after math to prevent stains and streaking.
A Cum Butler provides service and dignity, that civilized and educated men deserve when they want to enjoy the finer things in life.
Cum Butlers are often found working high-end gang bangs, bukkake parties and gentleman’s clubs. The dress standard is very close to a common butler, with the addition of wearing semen-proof jackets and streak-resistant safety glasses. They often wear low profile duty belts beneath their jackets that contain a condom dispenser, sanitary wipes, and a squeegee in a triple retention holster.
A Cum Butler provides a variety of services with class. Such as lubrication application, which is often poured like a fine wine over the arm onto the desired surface, with a highly absorbent towel draped underneath. Their primary function is of course, the important duty of quick and efficient removal of semen and other bodily fluids in the after math to prevent stains and streaking.
A Cum Butler provides service and dignity, that civilized and educated men deserve when they want to enjoy the finer things in life.
“Hey you need to come over to Steve’s mom’s on Sunday night after shift Chad, we are having the usual gang bang, but I heard Mike hired a legit Cum Butler!”
by The Filthy Gentleman March 6, 2023
by Gareth Fisher May 14, 2015
This word is used when describing a fucking idiot who wastes all their time on useless problems thus ultimately creating new, much worse problems. It can also be used to desribe a power hungry jackass who thinks they know everything but they actually don't. Not based on a single person for the name is cdompletely fictional much like Jim Crowe. This word originated from the State College Area High School and is now used librally all along the east coast.
The principal At our school was so infatuated with himself and everything he did that he thought he could roam the hallways looking down the shirts of girls without any reprocutions because if they said anything to him they would have to go home and get a new shirt because if he felt the old shirt was too low and gave him too much of a boner he would call it "innappropriate". We called him a craig butler because the problems he fixed did nothing to help the school they just made him as a person feel better. Only to his surprise the school was completely riddled with drugs every where
by you have the dirty name DOCTA October 15, 2009
Homo Saipens with oversized skulls that inhabit the areas around Chicago, Illinois. Known for their acerbic wit, Butler-Greens are not to be trusted when drinking alcohol or when playing with firearms.
God damn Butler-Greens.
by Heiziok/Stan 569876 December 6, 2005
Just your average high school with a bunch of bullies, “cool kids”, cry babies, and kids trying to be funny by being super edgy. Whatever group you don’t think you fall into you probably fall into the most and if you think this high school is at all different just look at how many whites and Mexicans there are compared to blacks
by Joseph Fatone March 13, 2018
The act of sneaking up behind someone while draping a chlorophorm-doused towel over your arm, yelling "more tea sir?" and applying it to the face from behind to perform various sexual acts while in a standing position.
A: Dude, did you hear what happened to Rachel?
B: No, What?
A: She was at some fancy party and she got silent butlered!
B: Wow! That's rough
B: No, What?
A: She was at some fancy party and she got silent butlered!
B: Wow! That's rough
by dougyfresh908 May 30, 2011