bandogs

Another way to say bandages from the popular game that turned south, Fortnite battle royale.

I'm popping some bandogs gimme a sec

by lila_lover November 7, 2021

Bondocratic

When you see a vehicle that someone fucked up by making their own “wide body kit” out of things they had laying around to the point where you have no choice but to just assume they are a crack addict. The body kit is without anyones doubt homemade, covered in bondo, half sanded, sometimes a close-ish color of spray paint has been used to deter the amount of attention to the unfinished mistake of a project for the moment as 99.9% of the time the crack head custom body man claims it’s “still in progress”. I mean Fucked up to the point you have to take a photo if it.

The vehicle can be Bondocratic

and/or
the new name given of the owner themself.

“Ohhhh no way! sick fender flares, bondocratic! You do all this craftsmanship yourself!? Noooo get out of here, you did!? Man you should start your own bondocratic body shop - look out west coast customs!”

by pseudonympho February 27, 2022

in bando we trust

@ thouxanbandmike on tiktok also known as mike is popular for being in contrast to @ kaiviews. mike is known as “the cheater” (as a joke) while kai “the simp.” people have recently been deciding to be on every which side. many followers of bando have also created the slogan, “in bando we trust,” adding the devil emoji at the end.

me: who’s side are you on??

idk: definitely kai. how can you be a cheater?

me: well why be loyal when you can just cheat?

idk: you right you right

me: in bando we trust 😈

idk: in bando we trust 😈😈

by everyoneshookexposed April 29, 2021

budohmuscles

The muscles used to control your farts.

You have strong budohmuscles

by Willious Bobilous August 22, 2015

staleman bendova

Staleman Bendova is the greatest person to ever exist, haters call him stale, but is an immortal compared to every other person. Perfect in every way shape or form. The mere presence of him makes other "stale".

Ben: Man staleman bendova, you stale as fuck.
Staleman Bendova: stop getting triggered, you are just jealous.

by JuanEliseoCordova November 30, 2016

Bondo

Technically a brand name, it has come to discribe any type of plastic body filler used for automotive body repair. Moslty talc, and is mixed with cream hardener for it to dry.
Always dries faster than you want it to, especially in hot & dry weather. But once you can work with it, that's no problem, it actualy saves time in the body shop.
There is no shame in using it when using it correctly. In a body shop, it should be no more than 1/8 inch thick. It's the redneck morons who slap 12 gallons of it right over paint and rust, then spend as mucn time as it would have taken to do it right to sculpt the shit with an artist's touch to mimic the appearance of actual bodywork. But bondo not put on correctly will not last forever, and this crap bodywork will eventually crack and fall off and make whatever sucker baught the car want to scream and gouge his own eyes out.

-"Aww man, my quarter is all dented and rusted."
--"You should rough out the damage, use dent pullers if neccisary, and shrink any stretch areas. Also construct some patch panels out of the same gauge material and weld it in place of the rusted areas, after cutting it out, of course. Then grind down the welds, grind off the paint and primer, and then spread the Bondo."
-"Umm, that sounds like it would require effort. I'd rather be inside touching myself. i'll just throw this gallon can of Bondo on it. That'll work."
--"I'm gonna go over there now..."

by Los Loco Gringos October 22, 2008

bondo

Body filler used on automotive repair. Hardens with a catalyst.

You need to grind those dents then bondo them.

by Teh Hazardous One November 11, 2005