bumblespunk

A word used to describe someone in such as way as to be offensive, but also funny.
Traditionally used to shut down people displaying unusually high levels of ignorance, stupidity or bigotry.

Dave

"this is are cuntry an u muslins arnt welcome hear!!!!!1"

Mike

"Dearest Dave,

Kindly crawl back under your rock, you arse-licking bumblespunk.

Regards,

Mike."

by Mikeyfingers August 12, 2016

blumplestilskin

When you give yourself a blumpkin while squeezing a 3 year old sun-dried tomato

I can't believe Becky dumped me, time to Blumplestilskin

by Hopscotch Randy August 6, 2016

Bumpies

Another word for goosebumps.

"It's freezing in here. I have bumpies!"

by ohmygodeverythingistaken September 16, 2016

Bumpledarg

the act of vomiting on your own feces while it's on your dick!

"I bumpledarged on my sister!"

by Nick - That Guy! November 19, 2016

Bumbles

A part of a Bears body. It can replace any word used to describe a part of the Bears body. Its paws, ears ecc.

The Bear has some very nice bumbles.

Choccy milk helps to keep a Bears bumble nice and round.

The Bear has beautiful green bumbles.

by Uziusmagnus May 3, 2018

bumbleschmuck

Men on bumble app who are compelled to use fish, tattoos, stuck out tongues, Snapchat cartoon accessories and shirtless poses to unsuccessfully woo the opposite sex.

Look at this Bumbleschmuck! Big Fella took a shirtlessshot with his cat sitting on his gut while kissing his dog.

by Aleeysun May 22, 2018

bumblesniff

When you get a mad cumshot to the eye.

"I totally hit my friend Blobby with a mad bumblesniff"

by Bradaz May 12, 2019