Bumper Cars 

When two lesbians have sex. Nothing goes in or out, just a lot of bumping of things.

Paula and this slut went to play bumper cars...and I watched them play all night...

Bumper Cars by Remy November 8, 2004

Bumper sticker 

A Bumper sticker is a person originally from asian continent who goes around with tuned cars and loud music.

Bumper sticker also refers to japanese restaurants where sushi uses to be served on an old bumper.

"Bumper sticker!", thats guy is really a pimp...

Mehito, mehito, where is the bumpersticker???

Bumper sticker by getdoooowwn September 1, 2009

bumper fuck 

1. Using your hoopdie to forcefully ram your hated foe into the intersection during a red light.

2. An epic rear-end collision, accidental or intentional.

(1.) Passenger: "Dude, that guy totally cut you off!"
Driver: "Looks like someone needs a good bumper fuck."

(2.) 911: "911 state your emergency."
You: "I just got bumper fucked by some drunken asshole! And he's dressed like a pirate."
911: "Excuse me...?"

bumper fuck by Coop da Thurb January 23, 2009

bumper clud 

1. Someone who is clumsy.
2. Someone who bumps around the place.
3. Someone who emits a loud noise when they bang into objects/people/animals/poles.
4. Someone who.. cluds...

" that girl is such a bumper clud"
" stop being such a bumper clud"
" no one likes a bumper clud"

bumper clud by hasnaib April 14, 2009

bumper humping

When a vehicle behind you is so close to your bumper that it could hump it!

That person behind me is bumper humping me.

bumper humping by TXTWIC November 12, 2019

bumper waltz

when the amount of people slow dancing is larger than the space provided and couples run into each other repeatedly.

"Someone stepped on the back of my feet 5 times in that bumper waltz."

bumper waltz by runblue July 26, 2009

Bumper Sticker Buddhism 

Succinct spiritual phrase supposedly attributed to a wide range of so-called spiritual leaders or guru such as, e.g., Eckhart Tolle, Deepak Chopra, Ghandi, Dalai Lama or Jesus that offer a shortcut to enlightened consciousness. They are often posted as a status on Facebook or in public toilets. Examples of Bumper Stickers Buddhism
- “The secret of life is to use our energy to welcome the new and to put to rest the old – Abraham Lincoln”

- “Try not to expect anything so that everything will come to you – Elvis”

- “You are where you need to be and to be in the be, is being a free bee – Plato”

I’m tired of your bumper sticker Buddhism

I’ve been to see my massage therapist and had to hear her bumper sticker Buddhism for an hour.

Bumper Sticker Buddhism by Potimarron October 5, 2013