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bumfuckery

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Noun.

1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.

From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"
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1. I won't stand for this bumfuckery, by Jove. I'm going home.
by thaks May 26, 2006
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busfuck

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1. The process in which an individual misses the bus, or must wait an undesirable period of time for the bus to arrive.

2. Missing a series of buses consecutively, further extending an individuals waiting time at the bus stop.

3. Giving up all hopes of finding transportation, and choosing to walk to the desired destination, only to watch the bus pass you on the street five minutes later.

Busfucking often occurs on Wednesday, due to the typically early releasing of students from most public schools which may happen to conflict with the schedules of school or city buses. In some cases, busfuckage may increase substantially due to lack of patience and aggravation towards the bus company.

Wednesday is known as "busfuck day," as it is the day you are most likely (or in some cases, inevitably) to be busfucked.
"Where the hell is that school bus? Did we just get busfucked?"
by Eric-san June 5, 2008
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Bumfucklet

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A whiny, narrow minded and/or stuck up younger person from a town of a suburb/rural area.

See Bumfuckling
Bumfucklet: God these bumfucklings in my town think they're such hot shit.
by Blackwatersurge August 7, 2009
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Smell emitted from a sweaty anus.
Ronald's chair reeked of bumfunk after he had sat all afternoon in it that hot Summer's day.
by Surly Hince February 22, 2017
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Busfucker

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Nobody reallt knows what it means but its generally used as an insult.
On November 24th 2017, a group of friends; Christina, Jhade, Berber, Gio & Jeily dubbed themselves as “ Busfucker ‘s”.
A) “Ugh shes such a busfucker”
B) “A what??”
A) “LMAO idk i hurd (one of the busfuckers) use it. I think its an insult or something.
by ItsJust.Christina January 22, 2019
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Bullet Hole Bum Fuck

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A Bullet Hole Bum Fuck is where a person shoots another person with a gun, and then fucks the corpse in the bullet hole.
PJ: "Hey Joey, did you see that story on the news last night?"

Joey: "Nope, what was it about?"

PJ: "This crazy ass old man shot another guy in the head, then fucked him in the bullet hole!"

Joey: "HOLY SHIT! that is crazy!"

PJ: "Your damn right it is!"

Joey: "Now that's what you call a Bullet Hole Bum Fuck."
by Doughboii_Swagg January 25, 2010
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East Bum Fuck

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being located very far away from anything.
Holy shit we are way out in east bum fuck.
by Lancerbean March 13, 2004
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