BSTL

abbv. for "Bam Said The Lady". Commonly used by actor Nathan Fillion whenever he Tweets, since typing "Bam Said The Lady" can be a waste when you're limited to 140 characters.

"A reminder to Negative Nancys out there- keep it positive. It's insecure to think you have to be mean to be funny. Mean = blocked. BSTL."

by Captain Tightpants August 14, 2009

BSTL

Bam, said the lady! Said by Nathan Fillion on Castle. According to Nathan's Twitter, this means "There you go. Done. And... scene. Look at that! Holy Smoke! Slam dunk. I'm finished. C'est tout."

Person A: Holy crap, it's a giant robot helping a kitty get out of a tree!

Person B: BSTL!

by soodoughnimh August 14, 2009

BSTH

Bud Spencer & Terence Hill

the abbreviation refers to their movies as an epithet.

i'm going to watch this BSTH movie right now. it's called 'crimebusters', they say it's great.

by gemby September 11, 2007

BSTL

It means Balls Stuck To Leg

Bob: Jerry, what the fuck are you doing?
Jerry: Dude, i have BSTL!
Bod:Aw that sucks.

by AngleWoW September 23, 2009

bstl

balls stuck to leg, can be the most anouying thing when your sitting in case. also very hard to make go away, but eventually you become a pro at getting rid of it while also having no one else see you do it

guy #1 "dude i had the fucking worst bstl today!
guy #2 "oh fuck off, dont be tellin' me that"

by Buck holand May 16, 2005

BSTYM

Balls Stuck To Your Mom

Ahahah I got a BSTYM!!

by aldkfajdlf May 5, 2009

BSTD

Text acronym,"Better Shit To Do," used most commonly as a form of rejection to a tedious task.

Dude, tell me you texted him BSTD over going to help his Grandfather fill his Viagra script, I totally have to meet this girl tonight!"

by Webaphobified March 9, 2018