Brüber is the younger brother of the family who just got his driver's license and is often summoned by older inebriated siblings to fetch them from the local bars at the end of the night. A Brüber tirelessly drives older sisters, brothers and their sloppy drunk friends home -- usually in the family van. Compensation varies -- from nothing to a ridiculous amount of money based on the mood of the drunk passengers. Promising not to tell parents may increase compensation.
Hey, we don't need a designated driver tonight. I'll text my brüber when we're ready to leave. He'll drive us home.
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Bystander who doesn’t give a shit: “Sounds like you need to go on The Brummer Diet!”
Bystander who doesn’t give a shit: “Sounds like you need to go on The Brummer Diet!”
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Get the bumer mug.A child that was born to Brazilian and American parents, and thus has both Brazilian and American heritage.
Sally: Yeah, so I just found out that Jame's mom is American, and his dad is Brazilian.
Eve: Oh yeah, he's Bramerican, you didn't know that?
Eve: Oh yeah, he's Bramerican, you didn't know that?
by painterspirit December 15, 2009
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Get the Bruger mug.N. Slang for the biggest badass from SoBe to Tennessee. A true balla that holds it down for all those caucasions out there that gots da skills on the dance flo'. A real player & an all in all smooth operator. Often seen wearing a hat...that I look better in than him. Usually, his coolness is just too much for others to handle... People, even strangers, show him much awe & respect for his mad dance moves. Give the Baumer some room to break lose, but don't challenge him. Acts of dance aggression are not taken to kindly & will require the Baumer to kick your ass.
Person 1: Who's that guy with all the hot ladies on the dance floor?
Person 2: Oh, him? He gets all the honies cuz he's the Baumer!
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Whoa! That guy's unstoppable! NO ONE could beat him in a dance-off. Hmm... must be Baumer!
Person 2: Oh, him? He gets all the honies cuz he's the Baumer!
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Whoa! That guy's unstoppable! NO ONE could beat him in a dance-off. Hmm... must be Baumer!
by The one & only "Balla Baby" January 25, 2005
Get the Baumer mug.A small community "college" located in Kitsap County in Northwest Washington. Also known as the University of Bremerton, this school is known for central kitsap whores/dropouts, and bremerton/olympic high school graduates. The students that attend often say that they will transfer to a larger university after a year, but in all cases resort to drug abuse and alcoholism to numb the pain of rejection and lack of a future.
Person 1 : "Hey where are you going to college?"
Person 2 : "OC"
Person 1 : "Oh sweet, Orange County in California? Thats cool"
Person 2 : "Uhh no.. Olympic College in Bremerton"
Person 1 : "I'm sorry for your loss" *hands him 5 dollars while walking away in a slow manner and later goes to unplanned parenthood to check for any stds he may have caught.
Person 2 : "OC"
Person 1 : "Oh sweet, Orange County in California? Thats cool"
Person 2 : "Uhh no.. Olympic College in Bremerton"
Person 1 : "I'm sorry for your loss" *hands him 5 dollars while walking away in a slow manner and later goes to unplanned parenthood to check for any stds he may have caught.
by OC Graduate July 5, 2010
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