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Brotastic

Relates to the word "Bro". A moment in which much bro love is happens.
Damn bro, that frisbee game was Brotastic.
by Brotard October 11, 2009
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Brotection

A bro's method of not getting his slampiece pregnant. Not a condom, brotection is pulling out.
Dan: Hey Spence, you gonna slam that brah using protection? You know, like a modnoc or something?

Spencer: That ain't me. I just use brotection. It's safer.

Dan: I heard condoms are safer than pulling out.

Spencer: Questionable.
by Emasdiez November 20, 2009
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Brodester

A combination bro, chode, hipster. Usually migrate in groups, and with the right actions can be easily befriended. Although most prevalent in college towns and near beaches, these specimens can be found intermingling within most friend groups.

CAUTION: If a Brodester is allowed access to Natty Light, Attractive Women, or Animal Collective, the consequences could be dire.
Male 1: "Hey, should we hit up that party on 14th?"
Male 2: "Nah, I heard from Courtney it's full of Brodesters"

Brian: "Dude, you're such a brodester!"
Chaz: "You just dont Understand me..."
by Pocketchips April 24, 2010
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brotes

Combo of "totes" and "bro." Instead of saying, "Totes, bro," you just say, "brotes."
Dude, did you see her? She was all that and bag of KC's ed. note: Kettle Chips
Yeah...brotes.
by Ae5Ea8 July 22, 2015
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bromestic partnership

A bromestic partnership is when two males who were previously in a bromance upgrade to a higher standard of friendship and become bestfriends, brothers, roommates, etc.
Girl: aww you two have a bromance. so cute!

Guy: Its not a bromance. Jake and I are in a bromestic partnership.

Girl: Oh I didn't know you two were that great of friends.
by dtf ROBOcop May 10, 2011
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Brotesters

A group of bros who strongly disagree with government policies, such as bromance not being a legaly binding contact.
That group of brotesters must be protesting that "Bromance" isn't a valid relationship status on the upcoming census.
by RusticFlare July 26, 2016
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Brotesting

When the homies protest cause the hoes aint loyal.
the boys will be brotesting the beach because the hoes b wildin.
by HaydenBeCheatin May 28, 2021
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